2020-06-23 at 10:28 AM UTC
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
This morning I got $17,845,234 in the mail from John Glecki
Then Chell gave me like 700 blowies
Then some mexicans across the street made a hole 8,000,000 feet wide in the ozone layer
Now I'm about to fly my 72 Pinto to the mood while eating greenbeans.
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2020-06-23 at 10:41 AM UTC
Yes I got my 1972 Pinto at Goodwill well it's not exactly mine yet because I didn't have enough they let me put it in layaway and so it will be mine next month shell says we can go back and get my 1972 piatto as soon as I take out the trash - I think its gonna be a while..
The problem is every time I go in to make a payment for layaway on my 1972 Pinto I always find other good deals and I end up leaving with vintage toaster ovens or swimwear and then I don't pay off my 1972 piatto as fast as I thought so it might be 2 months
Anyway they have a lot of good deals there like I saw they have a graphics card at Goodwill and she'll says she will get it for me for my birthday if they still have it gosh I love her she's my baby my number one and yes she is only 17 years older than me ever guess what that is it just a number and that is all it will ever be it's a number just like if you want to talk about other numbers friend since my mother is 19 years older than me okay but what that's just a number so who cares 1917 are just numbers just the same as 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 and every other number
Anyway I'm back I'm going to go to work here in 9 hours and so I'm already just exhausted thinking about it I bet I will have to do a lot of work and I will hit it out of the park in paint my day I probably will have to work with a lot of retards and hold their hand and kiss them gently in the Wind
and my boss he is such a faget when he starts ripping my Ace I just think to myself you ungrateful son of a b**** and then I so now in imagine there I am driving in my 1972 Pinto and it's like I'm in another planet and nothing he says can get me down because I'm in pinto mode riding around with alil nas x one of my favorite musicians and also one of shells
I want to surprise she'll One Day by getting little nefx and taking him home in my Pinto 1972 vintage and I will share shell with Lil Neff X and we will make love like only to Michigan men can do
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2020-06-23 at 10:49 AM UTC
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
So I got to work and right away they promoted me to King of Plastics because I'm just so good at working. They gave me this cool pair of gloves to hold the boxes with, but then when I was using my new pallet jack they gave me the fork life tipped and they got mad. It took them over 17 hours to get the skidloader tipped back up because they're idiots who never udesd one before. Eventually the backhoe was tipped back up, and we I was finally able to get the boxes onto the tele-handler no thanks to Juan who tipped it over.
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