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How do I stop smoking?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    cigarettes?

    Does anyone have any experience or advice?
  2. #2
    Technologist motherfucker
    Both of you will probably have to quit in order for it to work. That’s good though, it’s good to have a “quitting buddy”. You can encourage each other or make little bets along the way. Imagine the amount of money you’d save. 1 pack a day, at $6 a pack, (which is cheap), that’s $180 a month, $2,160 a year. And if you both quit you’ll have your vacation money in no time. Your vacation could be your goal and reward for quitting. 👍🏻
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Kill yourself.
  4. #4
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Try the patches and slowly move down. It helps remove the desire to consume nicotine regularly.
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Quitting is for quitters
  6. #6
    cigreting African Astronaut
    eventually everyone quits
  7. #7
    Vape and eat more ass
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Patches, gum, taper slow and drink shitons of vodka.
    But you got the hep so eat lots of zannies instead.
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Take a half cup of water and dump butts into it. Let that stew for a couple of days, and then any time you want a smoke, smell it. If you still want to smoke after smelling, sip a bit of the water.
  10. #10
    vape
  11. #11
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy cigarettes?

    Does anyone have any experience or advice?

    Just fucking kill yourself, faggot. You're useless in every aspect. You suck at your job and fuck around on company time wasting their money, you are a terrible provider and a pathetic excuse for a man, so you're wasting Chell's time, you're crowning achievement is befriending some cunt who lied about having breast cancer on a site consisting of 6 people on 12 accounts so you wasted your parents' time raising you. Just do everyone a favor and go hang yourself in your old trap house.
  12. #12
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Just fucking kill yourself, faggot. You're useless in every aspect. You suck at your job and fuck around on company time wasting their money, you are a terrible provider and a pathetic excuse for a man, so you're wasting Chell's time, you're crowning achievement is befriending some cunt who lied about having breast cancer on a site consisting of 6 people on 12 accounts so you wasted your parents' time raising you. Just do everyone a favor and go hang yourself in your old trap house.

    You sound incredibly angry every post you make.
  13. #13
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    start vaping syncans
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You sound incredibly angry every post you make.

    He has a lot of pent up frustrations.
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