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my dad can beat up your dad

  1. #1
    I've only seen him lose a fight once and the other guy had a weapon and he didn't even lose he just bled more. It was more like a stalemate
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Doubt it.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go for it, my dad needs an ass kickin
  4. #4
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    a guy once tried to stab my dad with a spoon during a bar fight
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 a guy once tried to stab my dad with a spoon during a bar fight

    Your dad sounds badass, is that why you flex so much?
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Your dad sounds badass, is that why you flex so much?

    Larry gets stabbed with spoons all the time.
  7. #7
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Dad burns on father's day. Great posts guys.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The one and only wrestling match my dad ever lost was for the stata title.
  9. #9
    My dad has been to prison for throwing a molotov cocktail through a window
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 The one and only wrestling match my dad ever lost was for the stata title.

    Why would you want to hug other men?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Oh
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    opies dad is tough and legendary few other dads on here stack up anywhere close
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You know what he probably could.
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah my dad's probably a bit too old for fighting nowadays
  16. #16
    Kev Space Nigga
    My dad can kill mike tyson by farting soy in his direction.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Kev My dad can kill mike tyson by farting soy in his direction.

    Does soy make your farts bad?
  18. #18
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Does soy make your farts bad?

    it made his raise the dead. personally, i'm allergic to soy.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Kev it made his raise the dead. personally, i'm allergic to soy.

    That sucks. Tofu is delicious.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That sucks. Tofu is delicious.

    not native mexhicant food.
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