2024-05-14 at 5:44 PM UTC
🔥✡️🔥PAPERGOY THE PLANET!!!!!🔥✡️🔥
2024-05-14 at 8:51 PM UTC
Yeah ..that’s what I thought..coward
2024-05-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
Good to see you cum by name …..
:)
2024-05-14 at 9:10 PM UTC
joseph R brandon (the r stands for retard)
2024-05-14 at 9:14 PM UTC
Nice to meet you , Joseph
2024-05-14 at 9:21 PM UTC
donald J trump (the J stands for jedi)
2024-05-14 at 9:26 PM UTC
Mafioso Boss "Teflon Don". That's his super power.
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2024-05-14 at 9:49 PM UTC
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lie down for the night and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asks.
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
2024-05-14 at 11:34 PM UTC
*does a sick sims-style piano intro*
