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Stupid Laws of the Great State of Ohio

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell and I went out on the river last weekend and it was so much fun I wanted to buy instead of rent next time.
    Well in Ohio you have to register a fucking inner tube.



    Why the fuck...
    jedis 😠

    So my $120 investment ($30 inner tube and $90 inflatable kayak) comes with registrations fees and stickers if I wanna take them down my God given water way bringing the new total to $180?? And a pain in my ass.

    Good job fucking up fun.
    Do i have to register party balloons too.

    Sir, Imma need to see registration for your rubber bag you have inflated with air.

    Pig fuckers!
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  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yea, instead of looking for a new apartment, you should be looking for a new state.
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  3. #3
    Lots of people die on those things
  4. #4
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Indiana doesn't have any crazy laws
    We are the last bastion of freedom on planet earth
  5. #5
    trippymindfuk Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Indiana doesn't have any crazy laws
    We are the last bastion of freedom on planet earth

    No tolerance drug state I thought.....
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell and I went out on the river last weekend and it was so much fun I wanted to buy instead of rent next time.
    Well in Ohio you have to register a fucking inner tube.



    Why the fuck…
    jedis 😠

    So my $120 investment ($30 inner tube and $90 inflatable kayak) comes with registrations fees and stickers if I wanna take them down my God given water way bringing the new total to $180?? And a pain in my ass.

    Good job fucking up fun.
    Do i have to register party balloons too.

    Sir, Imma need to see registration for your rubber bag you have inflated with air.

    Pig fuckers!

    Couldn't you of just told them when they told you about thesse fees while you were buying it that you don't want it? Or is this another one of your false outrageous?
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    idk man ohio sounds like it really sucks, but at least you have legal weed there.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've always wanted to go to skyline chili tho
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  9. #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Couldn't you of just told them when they told you about thesse fees while you were buying it that you don't want it? Or is this another one of your false outrageous?

    I don't doubt him.
    Here in the people's republic of Massachusetts I have the privilege of being taxed on "STORMWATER RUNOFF".
    Basically I get taxed for RAIN!!! 65 bucks extra per year.
    We just got a new one for ice yes ice.If you use it for drinks no tax but if you are going to put it in a cooler then sales tax WTF?
  10. #10
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Can you imagine if Paul Revere was alive today? His head would fucking explode.
    They got bent on the tea tax.
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  11. #11
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk man ohio sounds like it really sucks, but at least you have legal weed there.

    Only medicinal.
  12. #12
    how many people have been fined for unregistered tubes ?
  13. #13
    trippymindfuk Tuskegee Airman
    They have a stoopid law that you can't IV drugs while you're driving, I thought this was a free country....
  14. #14
    Technologist motherfucker
    My gawd what is this world coming to?😁
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist My gawd what is this world coming to?😁

    Libtardism.
  16. #16
    rabbitweed Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lots of people die on those things

    Fuck 'em.
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can you imagine if Paul Revere was alive today? His head would fucking explode.
    They got bent on the tea tax.

    that was a false flag, richard... Paul revere was a huge asshole who helped pull off one of the first great american hoaxes.
  18. #18
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Couldn't you of just told them when they told you about thesse fees while you were buying it that you don't want it? Or is this another one of your false outrageous?

    He's full of shit. Straight from the Ohio law book:


    1547.532 Vessels exempt from registration.
    (A) All of the following are exempt from registration under this chapter:

    (1) Sailboards;

    (2) Kiteboards;

    (3) Paddleboards;

    (4) Belly boats or float tubes.

    (B) As used in this section:

    (1) "Belly boat" or "float tube" means a an inflatable vessel with a built-in seat or harness that is propelled solely by human muscular effort without using an oar, paddle, or pole, and designed to accommodate a single individual as an operator in such a manner that the operator remains partially submerged in the water.

    (2) "Kiteboard" means a recreational vessel that is inherently buoyant, has no cockpit, and is operated by an individual who utilizes control lines while tethered to a kite as that provides a means of propulsion and lift.

    (3) "Paddleboard" means a long, narrow, somewhat rounded, inherently buoyant recreational vessel that is constructed of a flat, or nearly flat, rigid material, is propelled by human muscular effort using a pole or single- or double-bladed paddle, and is operated by an individual who is kneeling, standing, or lying on the vessel.

    (4) "Sailboard" means a long, narrow, somewhat rounded recreational vessel that is inherently buoyant, has no cockpit, is constructed of a flat, or nearly flat, rigid material, has a single sail mounted on a mast that is connected to the vessel by a free-rotating, flexible joint, and is operated by an individual who is standing on the vessel.



    Inflateables are exempt.
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