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Poem for my girlfriend

  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I love my Chinese girlfriend and she loves me too
    One day we will be together because she will see
    How good I can make chicken fly lice and pea
    We will hold hands by the sea and forever we shall be
    You may think I’m smoking
    But folks I ain’t joking
    If you disrespect her you will be fucking choking
    And if you call her a chink
    I won’t even blink
    I’ll smash your fucking head
    On the kitchen sink
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Octavian motherfucker
    Smelly fannies n that
  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Can’t wait to smell and taste it
  4. #4
    cigreting African Astronaut
    u jokn bout ur stupid chink imaginary gf u fegit
    8=D ~ ~
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    sho us er muff
  6. #6
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well, I kinda want to but I have more respect for her than that

    There’s one with her fingering herself
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    noice
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    don’t call me a nonce plz
  9. #9
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    he meant nice you big 'thilly goose
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Oh I am sorry
  11. #11
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting u jokn bout ur stupid chink imaginary gf u fegit
    8=D ~ ~

    wat meks u tink she eemaginery ?
  12. #12
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls wat meks u tink she eemaginery ?

    becos u an rettad n getn played online dumbass
  13. #13
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    o rly
  14. #14
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls o rly

    fkn yea really fegat
  15. #15
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wel ure rong
  16. #16
    cigreting African Astronaut
    how so
  17. #17
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    cuz she luv me long tiem

    she semme dis and gimi hirs netflicks acount deetail an maek me and cake 4 my birfday



    shie wana me stey aliv
  18. #18
    cigreting African Astronaut
    she giv u poisn rettad
  19. #19
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    okey
  20. #20
    cigreting African Astronaut
    so now ur gona die
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