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"She's the typa bitch you'd fuck on Tuesdays"

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Y'all know what I mean? Passable face, maybe kind of flat ass but a good attitude to make up for it?
  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Pics?
  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    But I prefer a bitch with attitude and a big ass
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol
  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'd say April but she's a pig 🐖
  6. #6
    cigreting African Astronaut
    wats his name
  7. #7
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting wats his name

    I hear you've been fuckin rupaul
  8. #8
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my girlfriend has a horribly snotty attitude but has an objectively 8.5/10 face and an ass that varies from 1/10 to 9.5/10 depending on her diet. Her ass grows with her mood and mental health state it's weird.
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    Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend has a horribly snotty attitude but has an objectively 8.5/10 face and an ass that varies from 1/10 to 9.5/10 depending on her diet. Her ass grows with her mood and mental health state it's weird.

    Wow sounds like a horrible girlfriend if the first thing you mention is her shit attitude. And her ass grows with her mental state... Are you sure she's not a baboon? Their ass grows puffy and red when in heat.
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  10. #10
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow sounds like a horrible girlfriend if the first thing you mention is her shit attitude. And her ass grows with her mental state… Are you sure she's not a baboon? Their ass grows puffy and red when in heat.

    Now now, don't go talking shit about the nigga's bitch.
    Maybe she is a henpeck ass bitch but if she is loyal that's worth a lot
  11. #11
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Now now, don't go talking shit about the nigga's bitch.
    Maybe she is a henpeck ass bitch but if she is loyal that's worth a lot

    In his words, "she probably cheats on me too"
  12. #12
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    me, my girlfriend and some randumb sluts I penised all live inside Galms head, which explains why there isn't room for much else in there like self sufficiency and adulthood
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Sudo me, my girlfriend and some randumb sluts I penised all live inside Galms head, which explains why there isn't room for much else in there like self sufficiency and adulthood

    ya
  14. #14
    rabbitweed Tuskegee Airman
    I like flat asses.
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I like flat asses.

    Hell yea
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