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really can’t fuck a bitch like i used to

  1. #1
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i am almost 30. I have no time to be jackhammering the pussy endlessly for hours. girl, fall into a comfortable slow stroke with me or suffer the consequences. don’t demand that i pound that pussy then say don’t stop when i’m both out of breath and about to cum.. that aint what that is!
  2. #2
    Octavian motherfucker
    I hold my breath way too much when pounding hard. I need to do more cardio, feel like I'm going to fucking die before I bust a fat nut.
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  3. #3
    cigreting African Astronaut
    put it in er but
  4. #4
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    just nut and then toss her a vibrator, tell her to get her kegel game up
  5. #5
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also pop 30mg or so of oxy n you can just daydream while you fuck endlessly with no chance of cumming in sight
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  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Man I can't wait to get shredded again. Soon as the gyms open I'm going Greg Plitt and fucking loads of pussy and pumping iron.

    YEAAAAAH!
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  7. #7
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think my best bet is lose 40 lbs and fuck gross chicks on ti der or start selling pressed xanax and fuck escorts.

    Neitherone sounds super appealing tbh
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  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so sad,, dude you may as well just find a good cocksucker and pay her to come over once a week
  9. #9
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel Ive given way too good dick to low quality bitches and given low quality dick to quality bitches. Its inverse
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  10. #10
    get tighter pussies.
  11. #11
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel Ive given way too good dick to low quality bitches and given low quality dick to quality bitches. Its inverse

    wow this is so real. i had a mermaid in the bed the other day rawing her down but i had to maintain the perfect buzz all day to pull that off and my head was pounding while i gave her these weak ass strokes and she said it was good & gave me gifts in the AM but she kept making excuses when i wanted to see her again.

    then the other other day this random chubby Salvadorean chick just got the wrath of God while on her period just cause she was available at the time and my body chemistry was feeling good that day.

    stupid.
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  12. #12
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
  13. #13
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    why did i not mention that i been buying viagra from this old dude to really destroy the pussy but he’s always out
  14. #14
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH then the other other day this random chubby Salvadorean chick just got the wrath of God while on her period just cause she was available at the time and my body chemistry was feeling good that day.



  15. #15
    just find one of those girls that likes to climb on top and rape you
  16. #16
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just find one of those girls that likes to climb on top and rape you

    Women cant be trusted on top.

    Ive had my dick smashed on enough times to have pstd. You know what its like to burst blood vessels in your dick? Protip: Its fucking painful.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by CASPER Women cant be trusted on top.

    Ive had my dick smashed on enough times to have pstd. You know what its like to burst blood vessels in your dick? Protip: Its fucking painful.

    That only happens with a semi...so I heard.
  18. #18
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That only happens with a semi…so I heard.

    I think it mostly happens when women don't realize our dicks don't bend down that much when hard.
  19. #19
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's called a broken neck.
  20. #20
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That only happens with a semi…so I heard.

    Nah ive had it happen full chub when they were just really getting into it and popped out and slammed down straight on top of it. Makes me hurt just remembering it. Big busted purple vein on the side and a bruise. Couldnt even touch my dick to pee without massive pain.
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