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The best way to a girls heart

  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Make her laugh, that’s how to win her

    Seriously it works

    Along with my cute personality and my dazzling looks everything has gone well for me so far

    Just don’t cheat on her, they don’t seem to like it
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  2. #2
    wait for organ donors to die.
  3. #3
    mmQ victim of incest
    Best way to her heart is to stab her in it.
  4. #4
    why would anyone want a broken heart.
  5. #5
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    let me know the next time you go to thailand so we can meet up and gang-bang thai bitches while hi-fiving each other and shiet.

    im. dead. SERIOUS.
  6. #6
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S let me know the next time you go to thailand so we can meet up and gang-bang thai bitches while hi-fiving each other and shiet.

    im. dead. SERIOUS.

    Lol, as soon as there’s no 14 day quarantine over there

    But I ain’t gonna let you tag team my chink bitch, we can find some whore
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  7. #7
    cigreting African Astronaut
  8. #8
    Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls Just don’t cheat on her, they don’t seem to like it

    You sure? Could've sworn they love that shit. Where do you get your information? Making girls laugh isnt as fun as making them cry though.
  9. #9
    The best way to a grills heart is under the ribcage with a box cutter
  10. #10
    Headspin Houston
    Can we eat it? 😶
  11. #11
    There is not even enough there for one person. We will have to pad this out with meat from his vagina
  12. #12
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The best way to a grills heart is under the ribcage with a box cutter

    Well yea
  13. #13
    Post your home address and I'll show you a good time
  14. #14
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    123 fake street

    666 fml
  15. #15
    Grills is a magician. He can turn a girl into a ghost with nothing but a marriage certificate
  16. #16
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Grills is a magician. He can turn a girl into a ghost with nothing but a marriage certificate

    Yup
  17. #17
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Folks, you should take my advice to heart
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