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  1. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    octo has some rare disease that redistributed the bone matter from his nose to his chin
  2. I thought prominent chins were supposed to be an attractive male feature
  3. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I thought prominent chins were supposed to be an attractive male feature

    Sure but not when they poke out almost a foot from your face
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Incel retard with hunch back and massive cock nose.

    Kill yourself. Nearly 30 and never fucked a woman.

    What a fucking loser.
  5. Octavian motherfucker


    Lol Hiki's dad.
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  6. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Incel retard with hunch back and massive cock nose.

    Kill yourself. Nearly 30 and never fucked a woman.

    What a fucking loser.

    You're like Stephen Hawking except instead of typing with your mouth you use your giant chin.
    I applaud you though, must take a lot of time and effort especially considering you type out the same sentences in every thread I'm in or mentioned.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Do you sleep like John Merrick cause of your hunch? I suppose your massive dick nose pivots your oblong head.

    Lol
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  8. get a room you faggots this is warioat thread
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Speaking of that fucking retard, how's his legal battle getting along?

  10. It's going well. I have joined his team of legal s.c's and after the discovery phase we will be proceeding to sue lanny for every penny he has
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I thought prominent chins were supposed to be an attractive male feature

    They are and his is phenomenal lol. Like sculpted marble.

    It's also a very 'aryan' trait (the genetic group hitler made up) so idk wtf hikki is on about. As others have said, he's objectively attractive.
  12. Originally posted by Octavian Do you sleep like John Merrick cause of your hunch? I suppose your massive dick nose pivots your oblong head.

    Lol

    They're called nose-ups OK?
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They are and his is phenomenal lol. Like sculpted marble.

    It's also a very 'aryan' trait (the genetic group hitler made up) so idk wtf hikki is on about. As others have said, he's objectively attractive.

  14. King Charles had medical problems. He couldn't chew his own food because his jaw was so bad. It was likely worse than that portrait. They usually don't vary as much as his did and the idea of 'painting the soul' was already fading so he couldn't get the Cleopatra treatment.

    Besides you're not even attracted to men so you have no ability to judge.
  15. That's what I'm saying like I was the one who started calling hiki a cock nose in the first place but just as a joke. They have spent weeks criticising each other's appearances in detail.

    They would rather spend their time complaining all the guys around them are ugly instead of looking at the pretty girls.
  16. Octs stubbly block 1chin gliding against hickeys squidward nose they touch they feel a rush play games it'll be damgerpus cause tjeyve been hurjt before

    Then they 96 amd rest their respjected chjins andj njoses in eachprhers respective taints and root around.. immediately getting piss boners
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  17. I have a legit copy of Photoshop and there is a lot of yaoi art out there don't tempt me
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's what I'm saying like I was the one who started calling hiki a cock nose in the first place but just as a joke. They have spent weeks criticising each other's appearances in detail.

    They would rather spend their time complaining all the guys around them are ugly instead of looking at the pretty girls.

    which pretty girls?

    Thats probably why everyone is trying to cannibalize each other this is just a massively uninspired sausagefest
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    their greasy unwashed pissbonners leak an awkward drip and slides down their pale and beiny shafts like the perpiration running down a beer mug

    mother will never let us be together says hiki bitting octavians girthy nipple mournfully, his raftlike proboscis tickling the curly hairs of his chest

    octavian smiles sweetly, his grin spanning ear to ear from the center of his phallic nasal protuberance playfully flicking hikis penis to life like an old woman at the grocery store gauging a ripe melon, and whispers “then we will elope”
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  20. Originally posted by CASPER which pretty girls?

    Thats probably why everyone is trying to cannibalize each other this is just a massively uninspired sausagefest

    I for one think all of the DH girls are sexy and I've been writing a lesbian love drama involving them all in my head for a long time now.

    They are all so feisty and stuck up which makes the seduction all that more hot
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