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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I just got up.
    I feel like crap.
  2. #2
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    drink
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    smoke cannabis.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    eat
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    oh yeah and i forgot fuck a nigger
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  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh yeah and i forgot fuck a nigger

    thank you.🌹
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The sun is too bright.
    My neighbors are too loud.
    And my protonix doesn't seem to be helping.
    I dont wanna go to work.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The sun is too bright.
    My neighbors are too loud.
    And my protonix doesn't seem to be helping.
    I dont wanna go to work.

    Unfortunately, life involves a whole lot of things that we don't wanna do. That's why life sucks. ❤
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Unfortunately, life involves a whole lot of things that we don't wanna do. That's why life sucks. ❤

    I knew a gont that didn't want to poop... so he just held it in until he would shit himself and I told him exactly that.
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I have to get fired to collect unemployment right??
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but persona

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have to get fired to collect unemployment right??

    you can actually quit and still get unemployment. according to my attorney david reynolds.
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes that was the basis of the movie office space
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  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes that was the basis of the movie office space

  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Does anyone have anything exciting going on today?
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah i'm gonna go buy coffee and eat pizza for lunch
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im trying to relax today.
  17. #17
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Does anyone have anything exciting going on today?

    Here is my day so far:

    It was raining so I went to Tim Hortons thinking there would be no line, there was only one person and then right as I was approaching the store I saw a woman with the fattest ass i've ever seen in my life turn the corner and queue up.


    I don't feel like losing my lunch before I even had breakfast and waiting half an hour while she rattles off the entire menu for her order and takes up the ENTIRE social distance waiting area, so I got the fuck out of there and walked to the other one.

    Checked another store for hot chips, no dice. Just as I exited the store a bus hit a puddle and I got splashed all over, dirty bus street water in my mouth and eyes, my hair is still dripping.

    And then a few minutes later I tripped on a bowed out piece of concrete and nearly ate pavement.

    How is your day going so far
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  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Couple questions...
    Why are you scouting playgrounds for ass?
    Was that big bootied white girl with that black guy?
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Here is my day so far:

    It was raining so I went to Tim Hortons thinking there would be no line, there was only one person and then right as I was approaching the store I saw a woman with the fattest ass i've ever seen in my life turn the corner and queue up.


    I don't feel like losing my lunch before I even had breakfast and waiting half an hour while she rattles off the entire menu for her order and takes up the ENTIRE social distance waiting area, so I got the fuck out of there and walked to the other one.

    Checked another store for hot chips, no dice. Just as I exited the store a bus hit a puddle and I got splashed all over, dirty bus street water in my mouth and eyes, my hair is still dripping.

    And then a few minutes later I tripped on a bowed out piece of concrete and nearly ate pavement.

    How is your day going so far

    DAMN THATS A WHOLE LOT OF ASS!
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