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So there were four hot young chicks at the table near mine

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And this fat, short, bald ginger kid (who had been at another table for some time already, before the hotties showed up) came up and just sat right down at the table and started talking to them.

    Maybe they knew each other.

    Maybe he was just a confidant ass pimp, though, unlike me, and just took a fucking chance.

    I used to do shit like that, but now I'm elderly. Women are put off by the grey hair and the walker.

    I mean, all the power to him.

    I'm not sitting here trynna hate on a player.

    I'm just saying I'm jealous.

    You all know what I'm talking about.

    Remember when you were young and could pull that shit off?

    Well those memories are starting to fade.

    It's all over now.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *Confident.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    you care way too much about getting rejected it seems. theres more to life than women. you should at least jackoff once in a while if you plan on being an incel
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz you care way too much about getting rejected it seems. theres more to life than women. you should at least jackoff once in a while if you plan on being an incel

    I jack off like 8 times a day.

    I wish I were kidding.

    It never seems to take.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There was never a time when i could pull that off lol
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER There was never a time when i could pull that off lol

    Actually yeah, to be honest, it wasn't an everyday thing for me.

    But once in a while I actually did stuff like that.

    Now I'm old and I remenenisce over those days.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    arent u like 35?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER arent u like 35?

    Yeah I'm 35 going on 85.

    Honestly, I just hate getting older.

    I know you're roughly my age, I think a tad younger though.

    Maybe I'm just a cynical mother fucker, but... I'm not liking this whole aging thing.
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    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz you care way too much about getting rejected it seems. theres more to life than women. you should at least jackoff once in a while if you plan on being an incel

    I don't jack off.

    I jack ON

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks And this fat, short, bald ginger kid (who had been at another table for some time already, before the hotties showed up) came up and just sat right down at the table and started talking to them.

    Maybe they knew each other.

    Maybe he was just a confidant ass pimp, though, unlike me, and just took a fucking chance.

    I used to do shit like that, but now I'm elderly. Women are put off by the grey hair and the walker.

    I mean, all the power to him.

    I'm not sitting here trynna hate on a player.

    I'm just saying I'm jealous.

    You all know what I'm talking about.

    Remember when you were young and could pull that shit off?

    Well those memories are starting to fade.

    It's all over now.

    omg dude you're cool but why do you make these threads? more than likely he probably knew them because that would be kinda awkward / predatory behavior to just push your way into a group of peoples space you dont know.

    But my advice to you, would be to just let things happen naturally. Like I don't know if your deal is like you have bad anxiety and you are over thinking things.

    That or just talk to people, not just women, but anyone that you geneuinley want to say whats up to, compliment them on something.

    Its like for example I was at the bus stop and saw the lil old black lady with blonde hair that works at walgreens as a cashier, super sweet lady, but wouldn't ever to bone her.. but I saw her and I was "hey whats up walgreens lady!" I was like "oh cool you dyed your hair" (it was red now or something) and she said "ohh thanks its actually wig.." and instead lying to her saying I liked i just said "weel you fooled me I thought it was reeel deel"

    And like yesterday when i was going to beer store. I saw this gont walking out of the store wearing a black flag shirt, one of my favorite bands and the shirt was one i'd never seen before, and It just came out of my mouth "thats a rad shirt bud" and he just gave me this weird look like why are you talking to me.. so you can't win them all.. I have people compliment me on my shirt all the time, this one specific shirt I have and I don't get bent out of shape about it, I've even had girls make up stuff over my shirt just to talk to me.

    idk man just trying to help you out maybe the bar scene isn't for you and you should start on a dating app... when I go to bars / shows I have never had to try to hit on a girl they just come to me and slap and grab my cock and slap them back we just laugh and i'll ask her buy me a drink.

    One time like I left work one night to go see my favorite local band ringo deathstarr and my ex gf *cheezeboogerz* was there with some guy and it was kinda weird and i said whats up and just walked off and was haning with these chickens drinking from there flask and when the music started this one lil chiken started grabbing me from behind butt fucking me it was really funny. I started groping her and going along with it it was kinda fun. And she was like will you take me to your house?! Yeah I gotcha, but unfortunately I cock blocked her friend came up and dragged her away me saying "SHES DRUNK!" I kinda thought that was the point..

    lmao
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    larrylegend8383 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby omg dude you're cool but why do you make these threads? more than likely he probably knew them because that would be kinda awkward / predatory behavior to just push your way into a group of peoples space you dont know.

    But my advice to you, would be to just let things happen naturally. Like I don't know if your deal is like you have bad anxiety and you are over thinking things.

    That or just talk to people, not just women, but anyone that you geneuinley want to say whats up to, compliment them on something.

    Its like for example I was at the bus stop and saw the lil old black lady with blonde hair that works at walgreens as a cashier, super sweet lady, but wouldn't ever to bone her.. but I saw her and I was "hey whats up walgreens lady!" I was like "oh cool you dyed your hair" (it was red now or something) and she said "ohh thanks its actually wig.." and instead lying to her saying I liked i just said "weel you fooled me I thought it was reeel deel"

    And like yesterday when i was going to beer store. I saw this gont walking out of the store wearing a black flag shirt, one of my favorite bands and the shirt was one i'd never seen before, and It just came out of my mouth "thats a rad shirt bud" and he just gave me this weird look like why are you talking to me.. so you can't win them all.. I have people compliment me on my shirt all the time, this one specific shirt I have and I don't get bent out of shape about it, I've even had girls make up stuff over my shirt just to talk to me.

    idk man just trying to help you out maybe the bar scene isn't for you and you should start on a dating app… when I go to bars / shows I have never had to try to hit on a girl they just come to me and slap and grab my cock and slap them back we just laugh and i'll ask her buy me a drink.

    One time like I left work one night to go see my favorite local band ringo deathstarr and my ex gf *cheezeboogerz* was there with some guy and it was kinda weird and i said whats up and just walked off and was haning with these chickens drinking from there flask and when the music started this one lil chiken started grabbing me from behind butt fucking me it was really funny. I started groping her and going along with it it was kinda fun. And she was like will you take me to your house?! Yeah I gotcha, but unfortunately I cock blocked her friend came up and dragged her away me saying "SHES DRUNK!" I kinda thought that was the point..

    lmao

    Who in the fuck would actually waste their time reading this Krotz bullshit?
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Gadzooks you are a massive lemon cuck and the reason you will never score a hot bitch at a bar is not because you are old but because I know you are an ingratiating little faggot and women can smell your desperation from around the block.
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Do yourself a favour, do exactly what this next time and see the results:

    Go up to a girl and say "Hi, I'm [faggot]. What's your name?"

    That's it. The rest is up to you. See how much your game goes up instantly by not cucking yourself.

    Thank me later when your rate of pussy goes up infinity percent.

    Don't believe me? I don't give a shit. Test it empirically.
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