There is a regular cast of characters around here like Seinfeld and I would like to start documenting their antics.
La Dame Qui Crie - A woman that screams non stop in french, sounds like she's having a serious argument with demons. People always look at her because it sounds like she's screaming bloody murder and being raped but she just walks around and even stops at crosswalks while shouting to herself.
Mr. Tweek - A homeless guy that likes to get high on meth, harass old people and remove bricks from the local park. He has almost single handedly dismantled a local park in my neighborhood, unscrewed random things, took apart a bench, removes bricks and rips trashcans out of the concrete. The city keeps trying to put it back together but he has really done a number on the place. He must have been doing this for years, i see him around a lot. He pushed me once when I wouldn't give him a nickel.
Buttman - This man has a look of desperation on his face at all times and he always hangs around the concrete tree circles walking around them clockwise staring intently on the pile of discarded cigarette butts, just endlessly walking around them like he's trying to summon more. Sometimes he sits down and goes through them one by one. I would toss him a pack of smokes but I think it might break the space time continuum. The man is so desperate he's not even trying to summon a cigarette, just the used butts. I see him almost every day doing his dance, kinda like this