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Fona 5-26-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well gosh darn it guys.
    The 3 day weekend is over.
    -sigh-

    Im sure it will be like any other day at work.
    I don't even get paid this week.
    Fuck.

    Well I guess I am glad I didn't buy anything stupid over the weekend and blow all my money.


    Currently its 82F with mostly sunny skies but there is a chance of thunderstorms and I know it will get hotter by days end.


    Things I got to do before I head off to work include:
    -shave
    -shower
    -shit
    -pack my lunch

    um....

    Our buddy Red is taking a computer sciences course and i am thinking about joining him but I feel its just been done too many times.
    I would rather go kayaking.
    I tried Code Academy back in the day but damn did i find it boring to read.

    Currently I just wanna get my license back and go from there.

    So here is to you Red.
    Best of lucky with your studies.



    Soon you'll be working a desk job listening to fat women talk about how their zoomba class helped them lose 15 pounds but it all came back.

    I got a bunch of upcoming expenses that I really need to save for.
    Firstly the car I got is probably not gonna last long even if I get it to start again.
    My license is gonna cost money.
    I completely forgot I owe money to get it back.
    I was just going to get on a payment plan.

    Okay guys, I have to hit the showers and get my day going.

    Hope everyone is having a fun one today.
    -Fona
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  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    I'd tap dat
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls I'd tap dat

    She is a lefty.
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She is a lefty.

    I'm a lefty
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls I'm a lefty

    She is a righty.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She is a righty.

    I'm ambidextrous
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls I'm ambidextrous

    She said "no"
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She said "no"

    Rape her then
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  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    whos the bitch on the comp
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Now it is 86F
  11. #11
    $30 monitor lock on a $100 monitor.
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $30 monitor lock on a $100 monitor.

    Maybe you should monitor your own business.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Maybe you should monitor your own business.

    My business, your fan.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $30 monitor lock on a $100 monitor.

    whats wrong ?
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It is a lot hotter than i thought it would be.
    Im at work and hoping it is not as bad inside but i already know it will be.
    I might have to stop being self conscious and start wearing shorts.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats wrong ?

    recockulous. It's not even a $100 monitor anymore, you can pick them up for $10 at value village.
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I packed my lunch but the seal on my macaroni salad i bought at the store was broken.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I packed my lunch but the seal on my macaroni salad i bought at the store was broken.

    Eat it anyway.
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Eat it anyway.

    I can't decide life or death decisions except for in the moment.
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im on a machine today with a few other people.
    It wont be so bad if everyone just does their jobs.
    Im sure someone will piss me off.

    The old dump ass mother fucker from Friday is already acting like a piece of shit again.

    His ass can just work by himself.
    It's much to hot to expect anyone else to help you do your job while you fuck around all day.

    Imma get this week off to a good start even if i have to put my foot in somebody's ass.


    <insert Red Forman here>
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