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Best episode of Star Trek?

  1. #1
    Just watched the one where Tom Paris breaks warp 10 becoming all points in the universe at all times. He returns to the ship to discover he's undergoing rapid evolution. Vestigal organs disappear, new ones reappear, and his intelligence increases.

    Within a matter of hours he ends up kidnapping Captain Janeway and taking a shuttle to escape at warp 10, forcing her into further evolution with him. By this point he barely looks human and has a thick pale green skin.

    They find them 3 days later on a class M jungle planet. The pair look like giant salamanders, and their appear to have had babies. The babies get frightened and swim off into the water, bringing their once human DNA into the ecosystem with them. They eventually revert Paris and Janeway back to human where he apologizes for mating and she says something about how sometimes the female initiates it. I fapped hard.

    I love Star Trek.
  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol star trek faggit nerd
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Grylls lol star trek faggit nerd

    LOL yeah he is haha
  4. #4
    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterBates LOL yeah he is haha

    illiterate wetback
  5. #5
    star wars wut u thnk
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    star trak?
  7. #7
    stl1 Space Nigga
    The Trouble With Tribbles.

    Nuff said.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by stl1 The Trouble With Tribbles.

    Nuff said.

    Classic.
  9. #9
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Idk im torn because TNG was my first star trek n im Fat Riker, but DS9 was fuckin great and theme song was legit.

    The TNG one where they all dressed up as prohibition era gangsters was legit. The guy that played Q plays golf wih my neighbor couple times a month.
  10. #10
    mmQ victim of incest
    I LIEK THE WON WERE THEY GO IN THR THING AND THR TUBES COM ON THEM AND THEY GOTO A NEW PLASE.
  11. #11
    mmQ victim of incest
    OR THR WON THAT THEYIR IN A SPASESHIP FLING THREW THE STARS AND A BAD SPASESHELP SHOTS LAZERS AT THEM AND THEY HAFTO SHOT BAK AT IT
  12. #12
    mmQ victim of incest
    I LIEK THR BROWN GUY WITH THR CRINKLEY FORHED
  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
  14. #14
    kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Classic.

    ook oooook eeek, gnome sane?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk im torn because TNG was my first star trek n im Fat Riker, but DS9 was fuckin great and theme song was legit.

    The TNG one where they all dressed up as prohibition era gangsters was legit. The guy that played Q plays golf wih my neighbor couple times a month.

    Yeah I liked that. The sinatra type singer guy in DS9 kinda gives a similar vibe, as does the bar in Voyager.

    I love all the Q episodes. It's such an interesting society, I like how they're all bored as fuck like the Shinigami realm. The 2D dimension was neat too. Especially since they didn't just do some LOOK IM CARTOON bullshit.

    Star Trek has a way of making you actually think. It's pretty great. Anyone who wont watch it because its 'nerdy' is missing out on some of the best stories and concepts television has seen. This show has literally shaped our future lol. They invented tablets back in the 60s.
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