RisiR vs Malice Streetfight Fund

1. 2016-11-23 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think you're mistaking jealousy for incredulousy that someone would pay 1.5k per window
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2. 2016-11-23 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I N C R E D U L I T Y
3. 2016-11-23 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [video]ttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C5KjY-ouUdI[/video]
4. 2016-11-23 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   dachfenstereinbau = skylight teabagging?
5. 2016-11-23 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I N C R E D U L I T Y

   
   I didn't think incredulousy sounded right but it was the best I cared to do
6. 2016-11-23 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   30 seconds of that fucking video are about the box the window comes in.... eat dicks y'all.
7. 2016-11-23 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now that's an accent I understand
8. 2016-11-23 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   That's kinda weirdly high production value for a window installation video. Maybe that's why these windows cost fifteen hundred a pop
9. 2016-11-23 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny That's kinda weirdly high production value for a window installation video. Maybe that's why these windows cost fifteen hundred a pop

   
   I got 2 minutes into it before realising I was watching a video about fucking windows at 20 to 3am
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10. 2016-11-23 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Just listen to the difference between a real window and the third world trash you got. They also fucking clean themselves.
    
    Yoa Ming Hall of Fame introduction in this bitch. My windows are first ballot. Yours are in the D-League.
11. 2016-11-23 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In my 25 years of life I've never looked at a window and thought "damn that bitch is dirty, I wish it cleaned itself"
12. 2016-11-23 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject In my 25 years of life I've never looked at a window and thought "damn that bitch is dirty, I wish it cleaned itself"

    
    I'll never look at them and think that, either. LOL.
13. 2016-11-23 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by RisiR Just listen to the difference between a real window and the third world trash you got. They also fucking clean themselves.
    
    Yoa Ming Hall of Fame introduction in this bitch. My windows are first ballot. Yours are in the D-League.

    
    Would you like me to make an audio collage of all the things I bought with the $50k I didn't spend on windows?
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14. 2016-11-23 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So, now that I cucked you all with my wealthy windows, how about we get back to this street shit?
    
    I have to travel the world and fight for the next couple of years to pay those motherfuckers.
15. 2016-11-23 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Would you like me to make an audio collage of all the things I bought with the $50k I didn't spend on windows?

    
    It was necassery. I had leaks all over the place and the balcony (forgot to mention that) was about to drop because of the snow avalanches coming down the roof so we had to re-inforce that as well.
    
    I'm not upgrading my house with second tier shit so I can do it again in a couple of years. I took the best available windows in Germany. I don't see what's wrong about that.
16. 2016-11-23 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Would you like me to make an audio collage of all the things I bought with the $50k I didn't spend on windows?

    
    You never dropped 50k on anything. Don't be silly.
17. 2016-11-23 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    German people are obsessed with having better windows than their neighbors. It all started in WW2 on "the night of broken windows" when all the jedis had their expensive windows smashed and it became the highest insult in Germany. You will never see a cracked or unkempt window in the entire country.
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18. 2016-11-23 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #38
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    honestly wish I could thank that multiple times
    
    it explains so much
19. 2016-11-23 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject I didn't think incredulousy sounded right but it was the best I cared to do

    
    I assumed you did it because it rhymed with jealousy
20. 2016-11-23 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread is hilarious but I want you all to know that I'm hurt.
    
    My actions were justified and rational. I'm sorry that I upgraded my 50 year old windows so my house doesn't collapse and is a bit more energy efficient.
    
    Do you guys have solar panels?