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Night Torch

  1. #1
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Some fucking asshole waits till i fall asleep then blasts their blowtorch thru my window screen it fucks my shit up as soon as i smeel the fumes i get up and he runs away and screams like a horny cat.

    keep your eyes peeled because no one knows what hes capable of
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  2. #2
    larrylegend8383 Space Nigga
    It's Corky
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  3. #3
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    do you have any fishing line?.... put a huge tangle of fishing line on the ground below your window, and mat it down flush with the grass, then when he trips, spray with mace, take zip ties, and tie him up, call the cops, have him dragged away...

    or just shoot the fucker and drag him inside.... breaking and entering with harmful intent with blowtorch.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    leave the gas on so next time he fires up the torch near your place he'll have a surprise
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  5. #5
    The human torch
  6. #6
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i got at my wits end now im all tied in knots
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