What would you do in Louie's situation?

1. 2016-11-21 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw
   
   Keep in mind you ARE Louie, you're not the body you're in now. You're a fat, 40 year old balding ginger and this kid comes up to you and says all that shit.
2. 2016-11-21 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd invent the cuck meme.
3. 2016-11-21 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   https://youtu.be/1kcU2HxmeMY?t=1h39m45s
   What would you do in Louie's situation?