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I checked my blood pressure and pulse rate today

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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    They seem to be at normal rates

    I am happy about this

    When did you last check your fuckin blood pressure?
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    never cuz am not ann faggit like u cuz u sukt ur granps of hiz went up n ded of hrt atk
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a few weeks ago I was counting my beats just by watching a vein in my finger pulse as I was driving home, Not sure what was going on but my heart was doin doubletime and all my veins were twice the normal size and thumping hard
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT a few weeks ago I was counting my beats just by watching a vein in my finger pulse as I was driving home, Not sure what was going on but my heart was doin doubletime and all my veins were twice the normal size and thumping hard

    You should get checked bro
  5. #5
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls You should get checked bro

    It was prolly the weed.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I been thinkin bout adding Meth into the grow solution and actually feed the plant meth make some Speedweed
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    well ur bluood presure gon b fukd m8
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    Snowmobile mushroom farm dodge ram jack tripper roommate
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    woahh
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    Originally posted by Grylls woahh

    Wut
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    dats wat i said
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    Last time I got it checked I was on about seven drugs and they told me I should go to the emergency room.
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  13. #13
    Omg! Wtf how did u do dat!
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    The alcohol was the only thing keeping me alive I think. Benadryl weed nicotine and meth all increase heart rate.

    I don't think the effects stack though like your heart can only go so fast. Blood pressure was double than normal or something like that

    They kept telling me to relax my arm. My internal organs are probably fucked
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ive been so high on coffee and ciggys I got scared and cut myself off cus my body was freakin out
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Snowmobile mushroom farm dodge ram jack tripper roommate

    yea buddy I'm the real deal from back in the day
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Snowmobile mushroom farm dodge ram jack tripper roommate

    what are you tlkn aboot my friend
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    Originally posted by POLECAT Ive been so high on coffee and ciggys I got scared and cut myself off cus my body was freakin out

    Heard. Sometimes when I guzzle coffee I get reeeel fidgety and. Put a hare up my arse like weeeeeeel gonts. Vut then my prostate gets pissed off its the size of a texas walnut
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls They seem to be at normal rates

    I am happy about this

    When did you last check your fuckin blood pressure?

    a more useful metric would be the actual volume of your circulatory system, measured to the individual CC

    you should immediately acquire this measurement.
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Heard. Sometimes when I guzzle coffee I get reeeel fidgety and. Put a hare up my arse like weeeeeeel gonts. Vut then my prostate gets pissed off its the size of a texas walnut

    thats not a texas walnut up your ass. thats a niggers nutsack that thrust too hard.
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