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jedis are not a problem in any shape, way, or form. Change my mind.

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    To be clear, I am talking about the idea that jedis run the world. Not necessarily that every individual jedi is bad. Most people I know who think jedis run the world don't have a problem at all with individuals. I mean, THEY'RE not the ones running things just because of their religion. If you think all jedis are a problem you should probably just get out of this thread because you are too illogical to present a factual argument for your case.

    I would like to see some evidence that jedis are running the world. All I've seen is some jedis in power and people think that's evidence enough, as if there aren't a considerable amount of Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, and Atheists who hold similar positions of power that are used for purposes of propaganda and control. jedis are not special in this regard.

    I am not going to watch any youtube videos, and if you have any infographics or memes you can throw those right the fuck out.

    All I want to see is hard evidence that shows there are jedis conspiring with other jedis to promote jedi... whatever it is they're supposed to be trying to spread.

    You conspiracy nuts say that the evidence is everywhere, and that I'd have to be dumb not to see it. So call me dumb and show the evidence. Any post which does not cite its information will be instantly disregarded as complete made up bullshit.
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    Fox African Astronaut


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    no infographics. I'm not looking at that.

    Link the studies that information comes from and share a real opinion, or get the fuck out. People can put whatever they want in an image.
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    Okay I lied and I looked at it. First image is literally useless. Of course white people who live primarily in NY are going to have a higher income. Identifying jedis have such a small population in America, that chart is garbage and doesn't actually prove anything. Statistics are so easy to manipulate when you want to prove a point. It may be true that jedis earn more but a simple number doesn't pain the whole picture. I could make one about race too that'll show white people earning more. Does that mean white people are all in on a conspiracy as well? God that image doesn't even break up the different sects of Judaism or Islam but it has a million for Christians.

    Second image doesn't even have a source. This is why infographics are fucking useless
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    Fox African Astronaut
    You put more thought into it than I did those were just random pics I got from google. I don’t really have a horse in this race so
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    Also that first image's study was literally done by an institute that is for secular values. They produce mostly opinion pieces so I'm not sure where any of that info came from. (I would if you sourced the fucking study). Not exactly the most unbiased source for information on religion.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    I just wanted to piss you off by breaking your no infographic rule. Looks like it worked
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    Originally posted by Fox You put more thought into it than I did those were just random pics I got from google. I don’t really have a horse in this race so

    I want to make sure the information I listen to is reliable. I made this thread after seeing hikki post a million images like the ones you just posted. I realized I never see any hard evidence about this jedi stuff and I've always wanted to believe in a conspiracy so I'm really trying here, guys.
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    Originally posted by Fox I just wanted to piss you off by breaking your no infographic rule. Looks like it worked

    You couldn't piss me off if you tried. I'm stoned and exercising my fingers.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah I'm in the same boat here.

    I need more evidence of this alleged conspiracy before I fully buy it.

    There really are a disproportionate number of jedis leading the entire entertainment industry. Unfortunately I have no citation for this, but it is a trend I have noticed over the years.

    Allegedly there is a similar disproportionality in the financial industry. That one I cannot attest to with the same degree of certainty, but it actually would not surprise me all that much.

    The thing is, though, this disproportionality can be explained by a variety of theories alternate to one about world domination.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Look at the way we treat hitler compared to dictators who murdered more people like Stalin and Mao. It's acceptable to argue Holodomor death counts, but 6 million is a sacred number. People lose their shit if they see a swastika, no one cares about a hammer and sickle.

    Look at the way the gap in black and white achievement, or black and mexican achievement, is explained as 100% the wicked fault of whites. But the similar gap where jedis out perform whites is... because jedis work hard? So when whites do better it's institutionalized racism, when jedis do better it's just a good work ethic.

    Look at how ever US president has to kowtow to Israel... even trump! The man who gave such little of a fuck that he waged war against the incredibly powerful NY Times, and instituted a muslim ban in 2016. Even he has to kiss the Israeli ring and prove to AIPAC he's going to be a reliable puppet.

    And let's not mince words. The west literally followed a jedi religion for centuries. Yes jesus was a jedi, it's a hebrew cult.

    Do I think every single jedi is meeting up together to plot ways to bring down the white man? No, I believe what's happening requires no central coordination.

    Do I want the society I live in to be-jedied, to not be so influenced by a tiny minority? YES.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Look at the way we treat hitler compared to dictators who murdered more people like Stalin and Mao. It's acceptable to argue Holodomor death counts, but 6 million is a sacred number. People lose their shit if they see a swastika, no one cares about a hammer and sickle.

    For the record, I find Stalin and Mao just as deplorable as Hitler.

    Mass murder is mass murder.

    No matter how noble the intentions of the despot, they're still a despot.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Look at the way we treat hitler compared to dictators who murdered more people like Stalin and Mao. It's acceptable to argue Holodomor death counts, but 6 million is a sacred number. People lose their shit if they see a swastika, no one cares about a hammer and sickle.

    Look at the way the gap in black and white achievement, or black and mexican achievement, is explained as 100% the wicked fault of whites. But the similar gap where jedis out perform whites is… because jedis work hard? So when whites do better it's institutionalized racism, when jedis do better it's just a good work ethic.

    Look at how ever US president has to kowtow to Israel… even trump! The man who gave such little of a fuck that he waged war against the incredibly powerful NY Times, and instituted a muslim ban in 2016. Even he has to kiss the Israeli ring and prove to AIPAC he's going to be a reliable puppet.

    And let's not mince words. The west literally followed a jedi religion for centuries. Yes jesus was a jedi, it's a hebrew cult.

    Do I think every single jedi is meeting up together to plot ways to bring down the white man? No, I believe what's happening requires no central coordination.

    Do I want the society I live in to be-jedied, to not be so influenced by a tiny minority? YES.

    I don't think anyone believes Mao or Stalin are good people or anything. The difference is they killed their own people. Most Americans haven't even heard of Pol Pot but he a quarter of Cambodia's population at the time and totally wrecked the country by killing anybody remotely intelligent or educated. People were killed for picking (STEALING) berries from the forest (YOUR COUNTRYMEN), or for having sex with their wives, or having glasses, or a degree, or a job in government, or like a million other things.

    But they killed their own people, and didn't invade anywhere that mattered. So no war was started. Sure Hitler didn't directly order as many deaths, but if you count the deaths from war caused by his personal desire to conquer Europe, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher than anyone else out there. Some 80 million people died, or 3% of the world's population. That's pretty fucking huge yo. He's a piece of shit. It has nothing to do with the fact that he killed Juus. I don't know anybody who thinks that 6 million number is 'sacred' it's just a fact based on evidence. Nobody cares about that number except for holocaust conspiracy nuts.

    I don't know who the fuck you think is blaming racial economic disparity on the whites, but they probably aren't real people. I certainly don't think that, nor has anybody I have ever met in my life. And pretty much everybody I know and interact with is a liberal. Not a lot of Republicans around here. The gap between jedis and other white people? There are only 7.5 million jedis in America with 40% of them living in NY, Chicago, and LA, which are some of the most expensive cities and states to live in... so of course they earn more. I don't know what else you mean by 'achievement' but literally nobody is saying its as simple as 'blame whites'. This is just propaganda made to make white people feel attacked. I won't say there isn't similar for ethnic minorities (I personally believe the racism problem in this country is waaaaaaaaaay less than most people think) and there are some people who think KINDA like what you're thinking, but besides the internet where have you actually seen these people?

    In the end, people just like to feel victimized. Blame it on the whites, the blacks, the jedis, the mexicans, the spanish, the chinese, the french, the indians, the argentinians, the christians, the muslims, the atheists, the americans, the democrats, the republicans... whatever, it's all fucking bullshit. People all over the world want to feel victimized and have SOMEONE to hate.

    I heard a story once about this guy who was hitchhiking across Europe. It was funny. Every country he went through warned him of the people in the next. The serbians warned him about the bulgarians, who warned him about the turkish, who warned him about the armenians and iranians. On and on and on and on. Everywhere in the world, people find someone to hate. Always somebody keeping them down.

    In the end all of these people are good people. I meet a jedi, he is probably a good person. I meet a chinese man, he is probably a good person. Most people in the world are not trying to fuck you over in some organized worldwide conspiracy spanning hundreds of years. There's actually very few people who are trying to do that, and the only thing they have in common is greed, power, and a big wallet. There is no ethnicity, religion, or nationality immune to the corruption of money, and the influence the control of it has over their lives.

    I may troll about white people and republicans here but I don't actually give a real shit. Most of you are fucking insane and most white people and republicans I've met in real life have been absolutely fantastic people, just like most people in general. So I don't see why anyone would blame it on the jedis when the vast majority of jedis are not even zionist. Where is your evidence that all jedis are in on this conspiracy? Do you really think that if there were no jedis around, people would just NOT try to control the media? Why just the jedis?
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    Originally posted by gadzooks For the record, I find Stalin and Mao just as deplorable as Hitler.

    Mass murder is mass murder.

    No matter how noble the intentions of the despot, they're still a despot.

    See? Who actually thinks Hitler is worse somehow just because he killed jedis instead of non-jedis? Where are these people you're claiming exist, rabbitweed?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't think anyone believes Mao or Stalin are good people or anything. The difference is they killed their own people. Most Americans haven't even heard of Pol Pot but he a quarter of Cambodia's population at the time and totally wrecked the country by killing anybody remotely intelligent or educated. People were killed for picking (STEALING) berries from the forest (YOUR COUNTRYMEN), or for having sex with their wives, or having glasses, or a degree, or a job in government, or like a million other things.

    But they killed their own people, and didn't invade anywhere that mattered. So no war was started. Sure Hitler didn't directly order as many deaths, but if you count the deaths from war caused by his personal desire to conquer Europe, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher than anyone else out there. Some 80 million people died, or 3% of the world's population. That's pretty fucking huge yo. He's a piece of shit. It has nothing to do with the fact that he killed Juus. I don't know anybody who thinks that 6 million number is 'sacred' it's just a fact based on evidence. Nobody cares about that number except for holocaust conspiracy nuts.

    I don't know who the fuck you think is blaming racial economic disparity on the whites, but they probably aren't real people. I certainly don't think that, nor has anybody I have ever met in my life. And pretty much everybody I know and interact with is a liberal. Not a lot of Republicans around here. The gap between jedis and other white people? There are only 7.5 million jedis in America with 40% of them living in NY, Chicago, and LA, which are some of the most expensive cities and states to live in… so of course they earn more. I don't know what else you mean by 'achievement' but literally nobody is saying its as simple as 'blame whites'. This is just propaganda made to make white people feel attacked. I won't say there isn't similar for ethnic minorities (I personally believe the racism problem in this country is waaaaaaaaaay less than most people think) and there are some people who think KINDA like what you're thinking, but besides the internet where have you actually seen these people?

    In the end, people just like to feel victimized. Blame it on the whites, the blacks, the jedis, the mexicans, the spanish, the chinese, the french, the indians, the argentinians, the christians, the muslims, the atheists, the americans, the democrats, the republicans… whatever, it's all fucking bullshit. People all over the world want to feel victimized and have SOMEONE to hate.

    I heard a story once about this guy who was hitchhiking across Europe. It was funny. Every country he went through warned him of the people in the next. The serbians warned him about the bulgarians, who warned him about the turkish, who warned him about the armenians and iranians. On and on and on and on. Everywhere in the world, people find someone to hate. Always somebody keeping them down.

    In the end all of these people are good people. I meet a jedi, he is probably a good person. I meet a chinese man, he is probably a good person. Most people in the world are not trying to fuck you over in some organized worldwide conspiracy spanning hundreds of years. There's actually very few people who are trying to do that, and the only thing they have in common is greed, power, and a big wallet. There is no ethnicity, religion, or nationality immune to the corruption of money, and the influence the control of it has over their lives.

    I may troll about white people and republicans here but I don't actually give a real shit. Most of you are fucking insane and most white people and republicans I've met in real life have been absolutely fantastic people, just like most people in general. So I don't see why anyone would blame it on the jedis when the vast majority of jedis are not even zionist. Where is your evidence that all jedis are in on this conspiracy? Do you really think that if there were no jedis around, people would just NOT try to control the media? Why just the jedis?

    Where's the conspiracy in what I said?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace See? Who actually thinks Hitler is worse somehow just because he killed jedis instead of non-jedis? Where are these people you're claiming exist, rabbitweed?

    Don't play dumb with me. Society treats hitlers crimes much worse. People may claim 'oh stalin was just as bad' but no one would freak out about his picture and no one freaks out about communist imagery in the same way they do about nazi imagery.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Don't play dumb with me. Society treats hitlers crimes much worse. People may claim 'oh stalin was just as bad' but no one would freak out about his picture and no one freaks out about communist imagery in the same way they do about nazi imagery.

    Stalin didn't kill Americans, so why would we care about Stalin?

    Go to China and tell them about Hitler. They don't give a shit. Hitler didn't kill Chinese. They use Hitler for casual advertising. You know who did kill Chinese? The Japanese. And they don't care about Stalin either.

    It has nothing to do with jedis.

    And the conspiracy is in your idea that there are jedis controlling anything about the world, specifically for their religion. That's what this thread is about. You say 'every single' one isn't organizing as if there are some that are. So tell me, which ones are they? And what are these 'jedi ideals' and where are they cited in the Torah?
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    See: Japan

    Hitler killed tons of jedis tho why don't they careee??

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    China:

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