Sexual protip: Don't attack a fleshlight to a blender

1. 2016-11-18 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   It's very rare for me to have a desire to make a thread devoted to something of this nature, but I found this particularly noteworthy: [link]https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2luhzv/anon_gets_dick_twisted_after_using_a_fleshlight/?st=ivodrvij&sh=77ea5f82[/link]
   
   Yes, it actually happened. Took the blades off and attached it. That has to be one of the biggest feelings of "I fucked up" you can experience.
2. 2016-11-18 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HAHAHAHA dying. His twisted dick.
3. 2016-11-18 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Because everyone knows the best sex is when you put it in a girl, then have her start spinning in circles as fast as she can."
   
   "We call that the ol' "rotary hoe." "
   
   Haven't laughed so hard in ages.
4. 2016-11-18 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2016-11-19 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Well, put me on a merry go round and fuck me rotating, that must suck.
6. 2016-11-19 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stop looking at reddit jimmy
7. 2016-11-21 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Malice It's very rare for me to have a desire to make a thread devoted to something of this nature, but I found this particularly noteworthy: [link]https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2luhzv/anon_gets_dick_twisted_after_using_a_fleshlight/?st=ivodrvij&sh=77ea5f82[/link]
   
   Yes, it actually happened. Took the blades off and attached it. That has to be one of the biggest feelings of "I fucked up" you can experience.

   
   I can’t decide what’s worse, this or that dude on totse who stuck his dick in a toaster.
   
   

   Originally posted by reject "Because everyone knows the best sex is when you put it in a girl, then have her start spinning in circles as fast as she can."
   
   "We call that the ol' "rotary hoe." "
   
   Haven't laughed so hard in ages.

   
   I’ve actually seen a gif from some japanese porno where the girl is spinning around while suspended from a rope with the guy laying down underneath her.
8. 2016-11-21 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This doesn't surprise me for reddit honestly. They are all fucking retarded.
9. 2016-11-21 at 2:20 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Now that's just twisted. -_-
10. 2016-11-21 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    Satyr Yung Blood
    Holy shit, this nigger. He has a duck dick now.
    
    
    
    
11. 2016-11-22 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    THE RABBIT HOLE JUST GETS DEEPER
12. 2016-11-22 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bruh...
13. 2016-11-22 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by blackbird I’ve actually seen a gif from some japanese porno where the girl is spinning around while suspended from a rope with the guy laying down underneath her.

    That's on my bucketlist. It's actually a specific form of Nuru massage and to me it's an artform.
    
14. 2016-11-22 at 5:32 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm actually surprised he got away with semi-intact dick after seeing the first picture.
    
    Like, baffled.
15. 2016-11-22 at 2:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna make porn that uses a hydraulic press.