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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER lol wariat wants to experience all of you from the ground up

    weel with vr technology ramping up they will be able to do it virtually.

    Personally I like experiencing women in person. I've had so many slammers recently sending me tons of nude pix and wanting to sext and I kinda get bored with it.

    But a couple years ago I had this avenue b girl I would see and she was a hippy girl, not the bad kind that smell bad. But she was into tripping and always a good hookup so we would sex while tripping and it blew my mind.

    But there was one time we were both naked the night before my birthday and we 3cp0 or something.. but I took too much.. lol and we started talking about robots, and we came up with our own for of computer love, We were just sitting naked staring at each other blankly like robots, and I say "I am the man" and she would say, "and I am the woman" repeating over and over again. like it was really meditative and weird.

    we laid down and I realized I was tripping so hard, I held her hand because I was kinda scared and we were cuddled up, but it got intense, I squeezed her hand, not on purpose but just was that locked up and squeezed it so hard she started screaming lol. And I barely new her at time and I was ahhhh sheeit im gonna have run out of her down the street naked to my place shitting and vomiting myself.

    Luckily she chilled out and so did I she made me a paloma and gave me some codeine. I felt like we really connected. "I am the man" "and I am the woman" the duality of it.
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  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    tl/dr
  3. #23
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol damn that sounds like a good time.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Lol damn that sounds like a good time.

    it was in the morning on my birthday I went to the tattoo shop and got a tat of my cat with four eyes and the tattoo guys gave me beers. we would go do crazy shit all the time like trip acid at slipknot / korn / manson shows. I kinda miss her a bit, we weren't an exclusive couple but I mostly just saw her. We had some disagreements about things and I just quit seeing her.
  5. #25
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I miss having an even tenuous connection with anyone. Anyone ive had anything to do with since like 2006 has been purely a relationship of circumstance and convenience.
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by CASPER Lol damn that sounds like a good time.

    sitting naked and saying i am the man over and over again sounds like a good time to you? you must have a boring life.
  7. #27
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wariat sitting naked and saying i am the man over and over again sounds like a good time to you? you must have a boring life.

    Better than sitting around drawing shitty pighorses and pretending to be a badass OG gangster nigger.

    But yeah...my life is fucking boring. If youre not bored by your life, it means youre mentally handicapped.
  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i do new things all the time. like earlier i went to practice my spinning kicks on a tree. i love life.
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  9. #29
    Physical collections are fleshnet you fucking retard. MUH NINE INCH COCKS CD AND TEN YEAR OLD TEEE VEE WITH MY PLAY STATION TWO HURRR
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat sitting naked and saying i am the man over and over again sounds like a good time to you? you must have a boring life.

    dude we were on drugs listening to metal music for my birthday, sure it sounds simple but sometimes its the simple things in lyfe that are the most enjoyable, plus we were role playing jokingly but it turned serious into a meditative state. sorry but not sorry that you don't know how to act like a robot on 3cp0 with a girl.

    like you don't get it.. we were humans that turned into robots.. that then were trying to turn each other back to humanity.. we're living in a simulacra, the space between a blink and a tear, when worlds of psychedelia and technology collide.

  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    It would have made more sense had you started saying I am a robot instead of a man and she responded with I am also a robot than you went back to the man thing than the robot and changed it up a bit. The way you did it sounds very uninspirational and boring.
  12. #32
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    wariat doesnt know what its like to have a transcendent experience with the opposite sex bc hes always frothy about some chick hes never talked to, and those that he does talk do hate him within a couple hours.

    I remember having sex with a girl who i ended up dating briefly- on this winding highway over Angeles Forest. It was like 1 am and the city lights were just stretched out in front of us like a blanket. I was on like 4g of shrooms and a couple bumps of good coke and everything around me felt like it was melting and swirling like those spinning tubes you walk throuh at amusement parks n shit. Felt like the lights and the stars just wrapped around us, and we were in space in the dirt on a cliff u der the watchful eyes of the universe. Nothing felt rushed or forced or routine.The entire time she was looking me in the eyes or running her fingers through my hair, kissing me. It was a super strange feeling, but it was nice. I felt that man/woman thing. We were playing to our roles like billions of people before us.

    Then I came. And she kissed me and rolled over and let me play bongos on her asscheeks.
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  13. #33
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Krotzstein needs to keep his filthy douchebag dudebro hands off of Kraftwerk
  14. #34
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Also at OPyou sound like Malice nigga domt kys fam

    Idk that guy's situation but I'm likely far more safe.
    I drink a lot of beer, but I don't touch hard drugs.

    I ordered a new controller for my Oculus Go so I'll take a break until that arrives then I'm gonna get drunk and watch movies and music videos in a virtual movie theater.
  15. #35
    Octavian motherfucker
    Hiki has the most homosexual effeminate voice, EVER.
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  16. #36
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Idk that guy's situation but I'm likely far more safe.
    I drink a lot of beer, but I don't touch hard drugs.

    I ordered a new controller for my Oculus Go so I'll take a break until that arrives then I'm gonna get drunk and watch movies and music videos in a virtual movie theater.

    Yeah he did the same thing. No irl friends. Drank discount rack wine. Microdosed weed. Took nootropics. Loved anime and the singularity and schopenhauer. Railed on about how great itd be to be absorbed into the web like serial experiments lain.

    Then he just realized how pointless physical existence was and bought nembutal from the darkweb and cashed in his chips.
  17. #37
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    How does one microdose weed?

    Also was he a fan of Ray Kurzweil?
  18. #38
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi How does one microdose weed?

    Also was he a fan of Ray Kurzweil?

    He just smoked tiny amounts of shit I guess lol.

    Idk who that is. I only remember him ranting about antinatalism
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