2020-04-22 at 10:05 AM UTC
do you stick your arm behind your back and wipe your ass from the perineum out ?
or
do you stick your hand under and wipe it outside in towards your balls/vagina ?
sideways ? gentle dip ?
2020-04-22 at 10:42 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
real men do not wipe from between the legs, women better be doin it from front to back, men should be front to back first and if they got a hairy ass/ taint its a switch up f t b then b to f then back the other way cuz ur basically tryin to smear the shit off ur hairy ass
2020-04-22 at 3:14 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
If i answer are you gonna be picturing it in ur minds eye?
2020-04-22 at 5:40 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I got details for ya,, so like I just finished a chicken samich and made a cup of coffee,, well the smell of the coffee made me have to shit so I grabbed MY BOWL AND COFFEE and headed down the hallway to the bathroom, popped a squat on the shitter and hit the pipe then took a big sniff and drink of the coffee and relaxed letting nature take its course.
well it was a monster shit,, we talkin a footlong floater it damn near touched end to end, it was what you may call a good shit it even got my dik swole so I had to flip it up on top of the toilet seat so it wouldn't touch the bowl oops I digress,, anyways that shit had to make a vacuum on the intestinal system cuz it felt like it sucked that chicken samich right out of the bottom of my stomach and now I feel funny in my tummy
2020-04-22 at 6:02 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
back towards my nut sack.
1-2 wipes dry
1-3 [depending how shitty my asshole is] with dampened tp
and then a final wipe to dry my asshole
