neetlife/coronalife

2020-04-18 at 2:36 PM UTC

#1

jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

the other day i was walking to the milk store to stock up on 2.7% (i've been out for like 2 fuckin days because i did too much meth started schizing out and spilled it on accident) and as i was walking down to the aisle where they stock cows milk and then specifically to the section where the CHINese 2.7% (guaranteed covid free by the Chinese Union of Nutrition Technology) when on the ground i spotted a gram of china white heroin so i picked it up and got my 2.7% chinese shit and went back home and mixed up some china white with some chinese mystery powder in the chinese 2.7% milk and picked up a chinese needle and slammed that shit straight into my dickvein, but instead of using the normal tourniquet around my waist i tied it at the base of my dick so tight that no blood or anything could get through. i knew i only had about 30 seconds to act before gangrene and eventually necrosis started to set in so i worked quickly and just jabbed that shit in the vein pulled back registered some semen and it was off to the races.

then i spent like 3 hours just thinking about wtf am i gonna do now and wat is my purpose in life and wat debt do i owe 2 society and then i decided i am 2 real for that and being a corona chan victim neetlover is nice and i like drugs and i also would not like to die until the carpet has been combed over a few more times

*OD's*

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2020-04-18 at 2:40 PM UTC

#2

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

God please tell me this is not real ... I littarly feel sick to my stomach after reading this and so incredibly sad .. fuck.

2020-04-18 at 2:44 PM UTC

#3

jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

LITTARLY

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2020-04-18 at 2:45 PM UTC

#4

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

What is a milk store

2020-04-18 at 2:52 PM UTC

#5

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 the other day i was walking to the milk store to stock up on 2.7% (i've been out for like 2 fuckin days because i did too much meth started schizing out and spilled it on accident) and as i was walking down to the aisle where they stock cows milk and then specifically to the section where the CHINese 2.7% (guaranteed covid free by the Chinese Union of Nutrition Technology) when on the ground i spotted a gram of china white heroin so i picked it up and got my 2.7% chinese shit and went back home and mixed up some china white with some chinese mystery powder in the chinese 2.7% milk and picked up a chinese needle and slammed that shit straight into my dickvein, but instead of using the normal tourniquet around my waist i tied it at the base of my dick so tight that no blood or anything could get through. i knew i only had about 30 seconds to act before gangrene and eventually necrosis started to set in so i worked quickly and just jabbed that shit in the vein pulled back registered some semen and it was off to the races.

then i spent like 3 hours just thinking about wtf am i gonna do now and wat is my purpose in life and wat debt do i owe 2 society and then i decided i am 2 real for that and being a corona chan victim neetlover is nice and i like drugs and i also would not like to die until the carpet has been combed over a few more times

*OD's*

it happens man i guess man. I go out for a walk at at 630 in the morning, and I go out to go buy beer I actually wished I had some drugs now, real ones. I got a new phone before all this shit happpened and half my contacts were didnt get transferred and they weren't on my old phone. I was really wanting to get some drugs, some tek and xanax so I can sleep.

2020-04-18 at 2:54 PM UTC

#6

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What is a milk store

its kinda like a gritz store, we have a shortage of grizt here in austin now, which fucking sucks because its my favorite food. But I have chorizo and eggs and tortillas to make tacos.

2020-04-18 at 5:46 PM UTC

#7