I dropped my phone in a toilet of peepee.

1. 2020-04-17 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Gosh darn it.
   I had been browsing NIS on it while squat peeing and I guess I didn't slide it in my pocket all the way.
   I turned it off as soon as I wiped the piss of the screen.
   What to do now??
2. 2020-04-17 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   OP pees sitting down or else shell will yell
3. 2020-04-17 at 6:49 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Sudo OP pees sitting down or else shell will yell

   
   I pee sitting down so I don't fall over.
   #LifeHacks
4. 2020-04-17 at 10:02 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I pee sitting down so I don't fall over.
   #LifeHacks

   
   your balls seem to have been disconnected.
   
   please check balls connection.