do you ever find yourself humping the bed while sleeping

1. 2015-06-25 at 10:15 PM UTC

   #1
   henry Yung Blood
   Lately I've been doing it a lot more than usual. It's awkward and weird and I don't like it. So I've upped the amount I jack off. You guys ever do this?
2. 2015-06-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #2
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You probably need to get laid I guess. I don't ever hump my bed. Full blown virgin here. That explains it.
3. 2015-06-25 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #3
   Chronic Yung Blood
   Can't say that I've ever humped my bed to my knowledge.
   
   Probably the strangest thing I ever did at night though was, after passing out black-out drunk, I woke up a few hours later and apparently pissed all over the space heater in my room.
   
   I'm not sure how that relates to the topic at hand, but whatever. It's out there now. I pissed on an electric space heater and survived.
4. 2015-06-26 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #4
   henry Yung Blood
   myers your'e prob right, i've been getting laid like once a week or two. sooo i need to seriously get back in shape so i can rule the world again. i mean, either way i've always humped the bed even when i've gotten laid in my sleep on occasion. i guess i'm weird.
   
   chronic, oh man, that made me laugh. you are amazing, and now i kind of want to piss on a space heater.
   
   
5. 2015-06-26 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, but my brother humps the air/couch when he's really spaced out on Molly with headphones in listening to 90's psytrance. It's pretty awkward because he goes all in. Full on boner and everything.
6. 2015-06-26 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #6
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   myers your'e prob right, i've been getting laid like once a week or two. sooo i need to seriously get back in shape so i can rule the world again. i mean, either way i've always humped the bed even when i've gotten laid in my sleep on occasion. i guess i'm weird.
   
   chronic, oh man, that made me laugh. you are amazing, and now i kind of want to piss on a space heater.

   
   You can do this, henry. Just hook up with someone, make sure they're clean. You don't want a nasty STD. Then you'll stop humping yo' bed.
   
   
7. 2015-06-26 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   No, but my brother humps the air/couch when he's really spaced out on Molly with headphones in listening to 90's psytrance. It's pretty awkward because he goes all in. Full on boner and everything.

   
   Totally not weird.
8. 2015-06-26 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Totally not weird.

   He's my brother. What did you expect?
9. 2015-06-26 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   He's my brother. What did you expect?

   
   Lol good point.
10. 2015-06-26 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Sometimes I feel like I'm falling
    
    Falling until I reach out
    
    Falling until I find out
    
    There at the precipice
    
    I fall
    
    Into your arms
    
    
11. 2017-02-24 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    never
12. 2017-02-24 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #12
    Lithium Yung Blood
    Sounds painful
13. 2017-02-24 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Mayberry Sometimes I feel like I'm falling
    
    Falling until I reach out
    
    Falling until I find out
    
    There at the precipice
    
    I fall
    
    Into your arms

    
    Mayberry, bby, i miss you.
14. 2017-02-24 at 9:47 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Jack off before u sleep
15. 2017-02-24 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wake up underneath a pillow once in a while
16. 2017-02-24 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR No, but my brother humps the air/couch when he's really spaced out on Molly with headphones in listening to 90's psytrance. It's pretty awkward because he goes all in. Full on boner and everything.

    
    typical german
17. 2017-02-24 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My whomgus broke
18. 2017-02-24 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #18
    cerakote African Astronaut
    yes
19. 2017-02-24 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by henry Lately I've been doing it a lot more than usual. It's awkward and weird and I don't like it. So I've upped the amount I jack off. You guys ever do this?

    
    You're clearly into furniture sex. you have a serious fetish and should take a fukital and rub some ointment on your cocks from the rugburn as well