I never would have thought...

1. 2020-04-15 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #1
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   ...that on April 15th the government would give ME money.
2. 2020-04-15 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yours will of course be donated directly to the border wall fund right
3. 2020-04-15 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wouldn’t it be funny if they took the money back.
   
   April fools!
4. 2020-04-15 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #4
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I don't doubt that some states will tax it. As of now the feds say it wont be taxed.
5. 2020-04-15 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I do doubt that, because they legally can’t.
6. 2020-04-15 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #6
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fox I do doubt that, because they legally can’t.

   
   But it's income, what makes it illegal?
7. 2020-04-15 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun But it's income, what makes it illegal?

   
   Government aid isn’t taxable income
8. 2020-04-15 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They don’t tax welfare checks either
9. 2020-04-15 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #9
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Hmm..At one time I was able to drive a company vehicle home every night. My state considered it income. I know it's not aid but damn they seem to be able to tax everyone to wipe their ass.
10. 2020-04-15 at 10:30 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That’s a tax break for the company you work for. It’s a write off for them because they count it as employee payroll
11. 2020-04-15 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Fox Wouldn’t it be funny if they took the money back.
    
    April fools!

    
    I wonder if the dumbest of dumb would riot. There are a few places aka chicago I'd love to see burn.
12. 2020-04-15 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #12
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It don't matter to me, it's going to sit right where the government deposited it.
13. 2020-04-15 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm told Trump's name is on the check.
14. 2020-04-15 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    And? Did you prefer Obama's name?
15. 2020-04-15 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm told Trump's name is on the check.

    
    It’s not gonna be on the direct deposit
16. 2020-04-16 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Erekshun And? Did you prefer Obama's name?

    
    At least he was competant unlike trump who enjoys being the biggest retard in the us goverment.
17. 2020-04-16 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #17
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Pillpopper At least he was competant unlike trump who enjoys being the biggest retard in the us goverment.

    
    lol, your president...kill yourself.
18. 2020-04-16 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox It’s not gonna be on the direct deposit

    
    I meant the physical check. Trump's name is on them.
19. 2020-04-16 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #19
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I meant the physical check. Trump's name is on then.

    
    Wrong.
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I meant the physical check. Trump's name is on then.

20. 2020-04-16 at 1:49 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Erekshun Wrong.

    
    No he’s correct this time.
    
    
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2020/04/14/stimulus-checks-may-be-delayed-because-trump-wants-his-name-printed-on-them-report-says/amp/