WTF I am being spied on by Google and have proof

1. 2020-04-15 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I was watching the Bobo live on Twitch and Joe was talking about paramotoring.
   
   
   
   I closed the stream and watched some random shit on youtube
   
   
   
   Never typed in paramotoring at any time, In fact this is my first time typing that word ever in my life right now.
   But for some reason youtube recommends me PARAMOTORING, WTF. HOW DID THEY KNOW WHAT I WAS WATCHING ON TWITCH.
   
   I AM CONTACTING THE FBI THIS IS PRETTY FUCKED UP IMHO
   
   
2. 2020-04-15 at 3:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why would the fbi give a fuck, them and the nsa worked closely with google to implement their surveillance apparatus
3. 2020-04-15 at 3:51 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I think we actually are being monitored.
   
   Our phones are probably listening to us 24/7 and picking up key words that we utter.
   
   I'm not even much of a conspiracy theorist but this one actually seems legit.
4. 2020-04-15 at 3:51 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   They get around this by saying they are only showing the suggestion to you and not anyone else. They call it a "customized experience". Businesses have "partnered", to deliver you, their beloved customer, the "best experience possible".
5. 2020-04-15 at 3:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They get around this by saying they are only showing the suggestion to you and not anyone else. They call it a "customized experience". Businesses have "partnered", to deliver you, their beloved customer, the "best experience possible".

   
   Ok when you believe in every conspiracy theory known to man, at least one or two of them will be right.
   
   Law of averages, we were just talking about this
6. 2020-04-15 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   the reason joe was talking about paramotoring was because youtube started recomending paramotoring to everyone.
   
   all over the world.
7. 2020-04-15 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What’s weird is I wasn’t able to open joogle or jootube this morning for like an hour. But apparently it was just me, according to downforeveryoneorjustme.com
   
   Every other site I went to was working
8. 2020-04-15 at 4 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   YouTube didn’t work in either my browser or the app
9. 2020-04-15 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   This is totally illegal. I am gonna contact someone because YouTube shouldn't know what I'm watching on their competitions platform.
10. 2020-04-15 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is totally illegal. I am gonna contact someone because YouTube shouldn't know what I'm watching on their competitions platform.

    
    Who are you going to contact? They are all in on it.
11. 2020-04-15 at 5:27 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The better business bureau.
12. 2020-04-15 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    What's the matter goy? Don't you appreciate how our carefully crafted algorithms always recommend the most relevant results to your pitiful interests?
13. 2020-04-15 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Who are you going to contact?

    
    Ghostbusters.
14. 2020-04-15 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The better business bureau.

    
    sounds loke a pro bussiness agency.
15. 2020-04-15 at 5:44 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof What's the matter goy? Don't you appreciate how our carefully crafted algorithms always recommend the most relevant results to your pitiful interests?

    
    They should not know what I watch on twitch.
    
    That would be like going to McDonald's and getting a shake and then you get an ad from dairy Queen for a shake.
    
    Corporate espionage is illegal. I am gonna contact twitch, the BBB and the FBI.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
16. 2020-04-15 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They should not know what I watch on twitch.
    
    That would be like going to McDonald's and getting a shake and then you get an ad from dairy Queen for a shake.
    
    Corporate espionage is illegal. I am gonna contact twitch, the BBB and the FBI.

    
    But goy, do you let Chrome manage your passwords?
17. 2020-04-15 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They should not know what I watch on twitch.
    
    That would be like going to McDonald's and getting a shake and then you get an ad from dairy Queen for a shake.
    
    Corporate espionage is illegal. I am gonna contact twitch, the BBB and the FBI.

    
    You signed a contract allowing them to share data with their “business partners”.
    
    Sorry goy you clicked “agree” :(
18. 2020-04-15 at 6 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Basically, the moment you use the Service, you are in effect agreeing to all Terms and Conditions of said Service. You don't need to sign anything to be subject to the Terms and Conditions, as you automatically agree to them by using the Service.
19. 2020-04-15 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Of course you're being spied on by Google. it's what they do.
20. 2020-04-15 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Nonce watch entrapment
    
    
    / fred