moving to another city

1. 2016-11-16 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #1
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   I might have to move to tel-aviv but I fear the jedis. Many israeli cybersecurity firms know about me. Any suggestions on how to deal with lot of schlomos all at once?
2. 2016-11-17 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kill yourself you kike lover.
3. 2016-11-17 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #3
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   it's not what it seems
4. 2016-11-17 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by antinatalism I might have to move to tel-aviv but I fear the jedis. Many israeli cybersecurity firms know about me. Any suggestions on how to deal with lot of schlomos all at once?

   
   Dynamite belt.
5. 2016-11-23 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #5
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   noob thay will hire u
6. 2016-11-23 at 6:27 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Keep a bag of fools gold in your pocket. Throw it in their eyes and run.
   
   Silver for werewolves, gold for jedis.
7. 2016-11-23 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Lanny Keep a bag of fools gold in your pocket. Throw it in their eyes and run.
   
   Silver for werewolves, gold for jedis.

   
   Fool's gold is not actually gold.
8. 2016-11-23 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Sophie Fool's gold is not actually gold.

   
   I realize this but throwing gold dust at people as a distraction is probably cost prohibitive for most.
9. 2016-11-24 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jedis star of david has a standard issue small magnet for checking if gold is real or not. The fancier onces for higher up jedis have hidden compartments with loupes.