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Review: Sea fever [2019]

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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2716382/

    The trailer looked good, the premise was fascinating. But when you read the directors name "Neasa Hardiman" it should give you a massive fucking event flag.

    Oh boy, I am thankful that I torrent this piece of crap, it's hard to find movies that are absolutely retarded, makes me question if people who are assumed to be smart are actually fucking smart. This will contain spoilers, you're probably not going to watch it anyway.

    Meet, Siobhán, 5'8", 34C tits Irish red head, smart introverted marine biologist doing a marine study on patterns and behavioral shit. Now keep in mind she is supposed to be SMART and someone that follows scientific method etc.

    Now add in some crew members who are actually supposed to be SMART since they know what the fuck the sea has to offer, and you know we got another RED fucking flag, the captain of the boat is a WOMAN, and he husband is the second in command. You can see the blatant BS about WOMEN power.

    So, they go off course, get attacked by some creature that has OP skills, it infects people and oh the radio for reason crashes on the first one jolt... I mean fucking plot armor. Two people die, and they're jerking each other off to find a way to figure out what this shit is.

    After some trial and error, they electrocute the ship to kill em, it works but we got one big one in the tank. Girl who suddenly start becoming OP after pulling some retarded things, says lets heat the water. They heat it and the guys tries to kill it, THIS BITCH STOPS HIM AND SAYS, we need it to go into WILD...

    And I am LIKE, NIGGA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. Don't you want this fucking rare unknown species that fucking killed 4 people already. Aren't you supposed to study it etc.

    Nope, the girl captain bails out after her husband kills himself or she kills him. Cucked lol. And then they burn the ship and the guy has been on fucking board for being smart suddenly becomes a whining bitch and says, I CAN"T FUCKING SWIM...

    The girl saves his life, and then kills herself because she infected, and she literally jumps into the water to become the FOOD FOR THE FUCKING ANIMAL.

    All her notes, her date, her laptop got burned off on the ship, the guy has no fucking clue what this shit was. This bitch just did the most retarded fucking thing you can possibly do.

    Worst fucking movie I have seen that deals with Sci-Fi horror shit. I mean only a fucking woman could direct such as piece of crap. I cheered when the old lady suckered punch that lead bitch, did you know she was stranded the damn ship so people won't get infected. Like WTF, you can literally stop away from fucking coast and tell people wtf happened and save fucking lives because others might get infected as well.

    The whole fucking movie was a pointless waste of time, I wish I could see the director and sucker punch her right in the pussy for being so dumb.

    -1/10
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