Zooey deschanel is a pussy

1. 2020-04-07 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   cat.
   
   
   
   Because Chell was binge watching New Girl when we got this little one.
   
   Her name is Zooey.
   I wanted to name her Portal but Chell kept thinking I was just high and talking about portholes.
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2. 2020-04-07 at 9 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is it a coincidence that Chell is also the name of the chick from Portal. Or is that what you were going for
3. 2020-04-07 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Fox Is it a coincidence that Chell is also the name of the chick from Portal. Or is that what you were going for

   
   Its a coincidence.
4. 2020-04-07 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   Look at those paws!
   
   
5. 2020-04-07 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by frala Look at those paws!
   
   

   
   Okay I'm looking
6. 2020-04-07 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   K now look at Fona’s boob
7. 2020-04-07 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   That cat looks happy.
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8. 2020-04-07 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by frala K now look at Fona’s boob

   
   😆 crying laughing smoldering Indian curryhole
9. 2020-04-07 at 10:30 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Hey Fiona why u got a boob on ur face ? big boobyfaced doyle-head. Is it so you can get boobfuxced at the same time ypu give gay black blowjobs I think yes I bet literally thats why, huh?
10. 2020-04-08 at 12:16 AM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Zooey Dechanel is actually a man.
11. 2020-04-08 at 7:42 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    You shouldn't adopt animals. The last one you had you took back after a few days.
    
    You only got a cat now because you and shells lives are now boring than ever