User Controls

My kitten hasn't eaten in 2 days...

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    We tried dry kitten food, wet kitten food, goats milk for cats, tried smashing it all together but to no avial.
    The only thing she takes is Vitamin D milk from walmart.

    Im afraid she will starve to death..

    What am I doing wrong?
  2. #2
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    She looks healthy. Are you certain she isn't eating?

    Try tuna or chicken or mince meat if you are really worried. She looks old enough to be eating real food.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    More pics fona. more!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just keep dishes of all the foodz out. She will eat when shes hungry enough. Shes just being silly and weird like new kitty bittys are apt to do.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE IT YOGURT!!

    just to be safe,, I lost a kitten and a baby coon by feeding it yogurt when they wouldnt eat,, it sucked I love coons and kittens
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    some cats have a hard time digesting cow's milk. i don't know about goat's milk.🤷‍♀️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Force feed it brandy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Are you sure some lonely old neighbour isn't feeding it?
  9. #9
    OP i will literally fly there tonight and choke you out and bring you cat back to live with me
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It is okay guys.
    I am like 98% sure she at a little bit.
    At first i thought she was just moving the food around as she drank the milk.
    I watch and im almost certain she was taking little bites.

    Kitty is gonna be a o kay 😃
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    things cute asf
    call a vet, they wont charge you for advice over the phone
    p.s. arent you poor, why the fuck do you have an animal
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting things cute asf
    call a vet, they wont charge you for advice over the phone
    p.s. arent you poor, why the fuck do you have an animal

    It's a kitty cat. They take like 20 dollars a month to take care of.
  13. #13
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If it's shitting it's been eating.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun If it's shitting it's been eating.

    Fona doesn't have a litterbox yet so hed have to go around inspecting the corners of his place for little kitty poo scraps.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ It's a kitty cat. They take like 20 dollars a month to take care of.

    a ton of his threads literally say he is negative every month after expenses
    not too smart, every dollar counts
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting a ton of his threads literally say he is negative every month after expenses
    not too smart, every dollar counts

    I mean if you take it all literally. Obviously hes not negative if hes alive and still has a place and can afford an phone and going out to eat and taking drives to the store. At the end of the day a kitty is super cheap and boosts morale. Lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean if you take it all literally. Obviously hes not negative if hes alive and still has a place and can afford an phone and going out to eat and taking drives to the store. At the end of the day a kitty is super cheap and boosts morale. Lol

    ever heard of credit cards or loans? Do you have any idea how many people are thousands and thousands of dollars in debt already and they continue the cycle because thats all they know. Its actually a good majority of americans, do some research on it
  18. #18
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting ever heard of credit cards or loans? Do you have any idea how many people are thousands and thousands of dollars in debt already and they continue the cycle because thats all they know. Its actually a good majority of americans, do some research on it

    Yup! Been there done that. Once I figured it out I taught my kids about debt and they are doing good.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    Octavian motherfucker
    Vitamin D milk?

    You get that from the sun?

    This is why Americans are fucking stupid retards and us Brits are the best.
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Octavian Vitamin D milk?

    You get that from the sun?

    This is why Americans are fucking stupid retards and us Brits are the best.

    good joke wanker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Jump to Top