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1. 2016-11-14 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #1
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   
   It always made me giggle when I saw [waiting...] over each thread I hovered over or replied to. It made me laugh so much the librarians behind me thought I was high.
2. 2016-11-14 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   why do you post from a library?
3. 2016-11-14 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Because I need to lay low for a while because of some things I did in the late 60's and early 70's.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2016-11-14 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   b-b-but I thought that the zodiac killer was ted cruz
5. 2016-11-14 at 8:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Zodiac was a man named Ed Edwards.
   
   But ArmsMerch, what did you do that made you need to lay low?
6. 2016-11-14 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The real ArmsMerchant died years ago.
7. 2016-11-14 at 11:51 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by antinatalism b-b-but I thought that the zodiac killer was ted cruz

   
   
8. 2016-11-15 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The real ArmsMerchant died years ago.

   
   Not years. I talked to him on the phone a bit over a year ago.
9. 2016-11-15 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What's his number?
10. 2016-11-15 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, at least part of him was dead years ago. His foot and several fingers, and God knows what else. Maybe even his pecker froze off, for all we know.
11. 2016-11-15 at 12:54 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know what, I'm sick of your bullshit. preition to ban fake ArmchairMerchant./
12. 2016-11-15 at 2 AM UTC

    #12
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by mmQ What's his number?

    
    I didn't keep it. He posted it a couple places, but all of that stuff is long gone.
13. 2016-11-15 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At last count, Armsmerchant was being evicted from his shack, along with his 19 cats, and he wasn't happy about it, especially missing limbs and appendages.