Any Era & Person

1. 2020-04-01 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I would be Henry VIII. I'd get to have sex with countless bitches. When I get bored of my wife I'll just accuse her of incest and have her head cut off. When people make me pissed I'll burn their faggot pagan asses at the stake.
   
   
   What a guy.
2. 2020-04-01 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'd be some random farmer circa 1550. Living the good life off the land with a homely woman back at the hay thatched cottage cooking up some rabbit stew for me after a hard days graft in the fields tending to my turnips.
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   • Octavian
3. 2020-04-01 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Here I am chitchatting with the local bitches
   
   
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   • Octavian
4. 2020-04-01 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #4
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Pull ur pantaloons up higher, shorty.
5. 2020-04-01 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   LOL
   
   Catherine Parr. Get to see Henry die.
6. 2020-04-01 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Red_Woman LOL
   
   Catherine Parr. Get to see Henry die.

   
   She's the most married English queen with 4.
   
   What a slut
7. 2020-04-01 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   nigga im jesus
8. 2020-04-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   Grigori Rasputin, for reasons which should be obvious.
   
   
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   • Octavian
9. 2020-04-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Grigori Rasputin, for reasons which should be obvious.

   
   The syphilis?
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   • Red_Woman
10. 2020-04-01 at 7 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol, good thread
    
    To be honest I'd like another chance at my own life again
11. 2020-04-01 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Zanick Grigori Rasputin, for reasons which should be obvious.

    
    2nd best answer
12. 2020-04-01 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Charles Manson
    
    He had a crew of hot bitches ready to stab shit up.
    
    
    
    
13. 2020-04-01 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    What a guy
14. 2020-04-01 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Nice legs, shame about the face (the ladies not Manson)
15. 2020-04-01 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #15
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice legs, shame about the face (the ladies not Manson)

    
    I dunno. Far left one is kind of cute
    
    
    OT: who wouldn't want to be famous for banging the president ... Monica must have thought the same thing
16. 2020-04-01 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #16
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I dunno. Far left one is kind of cute
    
    
    OT: who wouldn't want to be famous for banging the president … Monica must have thought the same thing

    
    idk... we know what happened to Marilyn Monroe.😋