2020-03-29 at 3:25 PM UTC
How are you spending your "quarantining in place" time?
More social media?
More Pornhub and jacking off.
Getting shit done around the house.
Going crazy and pulling your hair out trying to figure out how to feed the kids, pay the bills, etc.
Kicking the dog.
Fighting with your significant other.
More drugs.
Etc.
How Are you doing, folks?
2020-03-29 at 3:37 PM UTC
Drugs, computers, computer things like coding. Occasionally fighting my SO. Nothing out of the ordinary. I'll fight my girl just for the makeup sex. Nahmean?
2020-03-29 at 3:39 PM UTC
I am gonna go buy milk and make cream of leek soup. I wonder if Tim Hortons is open I want a donut
2020-03-29 at 3:52 PM UTC
Has anyone figured out a way to keep income coming in during these times?
2020-03-29 at 3:57 PM UTC
I just talked to my pet lamb, Flop-O.
He got that name because he has floppy ears.
He likes turtles, too.
One time at band camp I flute-raped this girl named Chelsea.
2020-03-29 at 4:02 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'm sneakin to work like a god damn criminal
2020-03-29 at 4:11 PM UTC
Sometimes I wonder if I am part of the problem if I am out riding my motorcycle all by myself. But fuck it, weather is too nice to stay in.
2020-03-29 at 4:54 PM UTC
My workplace never closed .
