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What is the best sex position?

  1. #1
    Thoughts?
  2. #2
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    In these unprecedented times and quickly evolving situation, it's best when ure not breathing on each other too much, so; reverse cowgirl.
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  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    I enjoy reverse cowgirl.
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee In these unprecedented times and quickly evolving situation, it's best when ure not breathing on each other too much, so; reverse cowgirl.

    I save that one for double baggers
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    DARKNESS FALLS
    AND MAGIC STIRS
  6. #6
    snow white and 7 little dwarves.
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny snow white and 7 little dwarves.

    You're a nonce but this was funny
  8. #8
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee In these unprecedented times and quickly evolving situation, it's best when ure not breathing on each other too much, so; reverse cowgirl.

    LMAO

    Tee, you're just to damn cute!! /heart emoji here
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    One hand down the pants one hand squeezing the nipple and tongue on the other nipple while getting your dick sucked
  10. #10
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    FYI Man on the moon is not a proper sex position its just when you dance a little jig on her bare ass and then put a tiny flag in her pooper but i guess it counts
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  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welp, now I am picturing tee hee bouncing on my cock. Thank you.
  12. #12
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Welp, now I am picturing tee hee bouncing on my cock. Thank you.

    Plant ur flag in that azz boiiiii

    deance ur jig yung blood
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Welp, now I am picturing tee hee bouncing on my cock. Thank you.

    that's a lot of bounce
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung that's a lot of bounce

    I can handle it.
  15. #15
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I'm pretty vanilla, I dont know what any of those are. Just grab me by the waist and bend me over somewhere


    But dont be having no 3x2 peter, it won't make it past my massive amount of fatty tissue
  16. #16
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What about 2x4?

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  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I'm pretty vanilla, I dont know what any of those are. Just grab me by the waist and bend me over somewhere


    But dont be having no 3x2 peter, it won't make it past my massive amount of fatty tissue

    was russ big enough?
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I'm pretty vanilla, I dont know what any of those are. Just grab me by the waist and bend me over somewhere


    But dont be having no 3x2 peter, it won't make it past my massive amount of fatty tissue

    Maybe you should lose some weight
  19. #19
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Who wants to host Doug and I to come give some ol hens our Dimensional Lumber?

    I call mouth
  20. #20
    These new memory foam & hybrid mattresses have fucked the fuck game up for me, I like some bounce when I copulate.
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