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Wario, slide up in this thread I have a brilliant idea.

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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The thing is I like wacky and weirdo shit. I already mentioned how the indy game And Yet it Moves is one of my fsvorite gwmes of all time with the trippiest graphics of sll time in gaming. I love spiderwebbsoftware art and even in game visuals despite everyone saying its the weakest aspect of the seriee. Thats part of the reason I make such shit or am into the surreal because it wppewls to me. I hate the generic looking art you see in comics or say mobile apps and games or the overly fat and grain texture you see them all copy in modern illustration and gay porn. the feminism and lgtb shit. why do you guys not complain about that shit but about my surreal works? like human figures with fat legs or overly sized eyebrows or some weird looking shoe tsking up half the image. how is that shit groovy?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah it could be like "Idiot Abroad". Whole continents can laugh at Wariat getting rejected by companies and him telling us "They don't get it", even though we say the same and he should kill himself.

    Omg
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    His work is quite amazing
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat The thing is I like wacky and weirdo shit. I already mentioned how the indy game And Yet it Moves is one of my fsvorite gwmes of all time with the trippiest graphics of sll time in gaming. I love spiderwebbsoftware art and even in game visuals despite everyone saying its the weakest aspect of the seriee. Thats part of the reason I make such shit or am into the surreal because it wppewls to me. I hate the generic looking art you see in comics or say mobile apps and games or the overly fat and grain texture you see them all copy in modern illustration and gay porn. the feminism and lgtb shit. why do you guys not complain about that shit but about my surreal works? like human figures with fat legs or overly sized eyebrows or some weird looking shoe tsking up half the image. how is that shit groovy?

    You type too fast
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    I tend to read the 1st two lines then go straight to the bottom and conclude it wasn't worth the 5 extra seconds to read the middle.
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    Originally posted by Octavian I tend to read the 1st two lines then go straight to the bottom and conclude it wasn't worth the 5 extra seconds to read the middle.

    I think you need adderall
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Does that give you patience?
  9. #9
    Yeah the patience of a saint to open 100 tabs and read them all
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Nice
  11. #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm intrigued.
  12. #12
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian I tend to read the 1st two lines then go straight to the bottom and conclude it wasn't worth the 5 extra seconds to read the middle.

    I read until the first typo which is pretty much the first few words
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    here is an example of great gay porn:
    https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/cheating-on-my-abusive-parents.html
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    In the Cut is a top notch publication in terms of both art direction and journalism.
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    I agree except lanny should keep all the money and use it to pay server fees in case he dies randomly some day and we lose everything. He should also hire an intern to back this place up
  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat here is an example of great gay porn:
    https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/cheating-on-my-abusive-parents.html

    I don't like gay porn why am I going to click that you sodomite.
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by blaster master Alright, everyone, today while i was drinking a brew I thought up something straight up brilliant. So lets be real, warios gay porn fucking sucks and is hacky as fuck. But we should all act like it's brilliant shit, and like set him up with a youtube series where he makes his art and talks shit, then we all market the fuck out of his ass and make him sign all the rights over to lanny. Lanny then distributes the money to everyone, with wartio getting the biggest share, but everyone who helped market his ass gets a cut to.

    I have been trying to get HellaDamnStupid to change the background on newtotse and let Wario design it but he is so stuck in the past and unwilling to try new things.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I have been trying to get HellaDamnStupid to change the background on newtotse and let Wario design it but he is so stuck in the past and unwilling to try new things.

    that site is just an IP grabber run by a frothy faggot that bans people he doesn't like. Even lanny isn't that retarded
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    another example of amazing gay porn:
    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/opinion/sunday/cuomo-new-york-coronavirus.html
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i mean dont you think this is ace work?



    so simple yet so profound.
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