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I'm 30 years old on 24th May

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    I DID NOT PREPARE FOR THIS SHIT.


    I don't want to grow old. Urgh, fuck that. If I knew everyday from now till then were filled with the most exciting, shit ever; I would probably trade it.


    Fuck-this-world.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    My 30s were my best years. Ya tend to get a good grasp on people and life by that time. 30 is a blast!
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist My 30s were my best years. Ya tend to get a good grasp on people and life by that time. 30 is a blast!

    Omg hope that is true. My 20's have triumphed & sucked in equal measure, like, equally.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Honey you are in your prime! You got this😘
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Wow, you're only in your 20s? That great. You aren't doing too bad.

    I remember turning 30 and how scary and depressing it was. Around 31 I started on a major health kick and lost 20 or 30 kg. I got a decent job around 32. At 33 I started back in college, at 35 I graduated and got a decent job, and now I'm 36.

    Being in your 20s is young, but turning 30 actually is a big deal, and you should have your shit sorted or about to be sorted. Don't believe the "oh you're young" shit. I feel like I crested at around 30, and am very much on a downslope now. I can feel how when I get hurt it takes longer to get better, and my mind isn't quite as quick or anxious as it used to be.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wow, you're only in your 20s? That great. You aren't doing too bad.

    I remember turning 30 and how scary and depressing it was. Around 31 I started on a major health kick and lost 20 or 30 kg. I got a decent job around 32. At 33 I started back in college, at 35 I graduated and got a decent job, and now I'm 36.

    Being in your 20s is young, but turning 30 actually is a big deal, and you should have your shit sorted or about to be sorted. Don't believe the "oh you're young" shit. I feel like I crested at around 30, and am very much on a downslope now. I can feel how when I get hurt it takes longer to get better, and my mind isn't quite as quick or anxious as it used to be.

    You and Tech have really made me feel better. Thanks guys.
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    Erekshun Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Octavian You and Tech have really made me feel better. Thanks guys.

    But what they didn't tell you is it's all downhill from here.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian I DID NOT PREPARE FOR THIS SHIT.


    I don't want to grow old. Urgh, fuck that. If I knew everyday from now till then were filled with the most exciting, shit ever; I would probably trade it.


    Fuck-this-world.

    its quite the quandary bromo. I'm 32 and I still feel kinda young but and people actually really surprised when they ask how old I am at work and stuff and their like you don't look that old. I worked at this popular resteraunt last year as initially the expo guy like setting everything up the cooks made for certain tables and taking them out when I could if the waiters were busy, this chicken really pretty was like Doug I'm fucked up the ass out their with no lube and she was 24 at the time and said you're cute enough to where you'd do well getting tips and was like how old are you and i said 31 and she was like fuck off no you aren't and punched me in the chest, not that it hurt but my immediate reaction was to slap her. and she was like oMG you can do that?! you just erotically slapped me! lmao

    then some dude asked me how old i was didn't believe it either.

    the last time i got a tattoo you know they have to go over your paper work before doing it and he was damn you really young, if i was you I'd do everything I could to use it to my advantage, so I have been.

    I think if I started working out again and quit drinking again I'd probably look a lot better.

    But yeah the thing I don't like about getting older is how I think about like say 8 years ago, or even 10 years ago ect.. how things felt more "magical" like it was better, felt newer of course you're bound to get more jaded, not saying I'm a grumpy old man but I kind don't see or feel things the same way. But in some respect thats a good thing.

    like its weird to think that I've been around this long, I have a pretty good long term memory and I'll think back to how it used to be. I remember the sky used to actually be blue in the 90's, but now their a weird metallic greyish blue, is that because of the chemtrails? Or because I'm older, dare to take the rational black pill?

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  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    The sky will always be blue for us cause we lived a life our children will not.
  10. #10
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I just turned 35 on the 21st. Ugh
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    30s and up are best for males. Just be glad you arent a female at 30, their looks peak at 16 to 18 and go downhill until about 28 to 30 then plummet to 0 value. You, being a male, can always assimilate currency and its what gold digging whores want. Be glad your a m and not a f
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting 30s and up are best for males. Just be glad you arent a female at 30, their looks peak at 16 to 18 and go downhill until about 28 to 30 then plummet to 0 value. You, being a male, can always assimilate currency and its what gold digging whores want. Be glad your a m and not a f

    me n ur grampspa we neva wory bout age difrence
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by cigreting 30s and up are best for males. Just be glad you arent a female at 30, their looks peak at 8 to 16 and go downhill to 0 value. You, being a male, can always assimilate currency and its what gold digging whores want. Be glad your a m and not a f

    fixed.
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    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    You cant be 30. I had you pegged for 54
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t You cant be 30. I had you pegged for 54

    OH SHEEEEET
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    I hope you die
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t You cant be 30. I had you pegged for 54

    did you think his avatar was him?
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    tr1pl3_thr3@t Tuskegee Airman [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    No. He just has the personality of a skeezy old man asking young girls to pass out the pussy like plate of cookies. Kind of like Polekitty
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t No. He just has the personality of a skeezy old man asking young girls to pass out the pussy like plate of cookies. Kind of like Polekitty

    I'm not Jeffrey Epstein you dumb bitch.
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Wow. 30 yo no car, no job, staying w mum. U doing it playboy!
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