2020-03-25 at 1:58 PM UTC
I've had it with this coronavirus. This time it's gone too damn far. WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSING ! ! ! How are Herpes Mike and Purple Hair ever going to find each other? A further hit to the economy because of the missed $10 gas payment. How do you feel about this travesty?
People are freaking out after Waffle House closes hundreds of restaurants
Waffle House, an iconic American breakfast food chain known to remain open in the bleakest of times, will be closing 365 locations amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Around 1,627 locations will remain open, the company said in a statement.
The closing of Waffle House locations is not taken lightly. Waffle House has been notorious in remaining open for business 24-hours a day and 365 days a year - even amid natural disasters. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) even relied on the informal Waffle House Index to track how much an area was affected by a disaster, including hurricanes.
"If a Waffle House store is open and offering a full menu, the index is green," EHS Today said in an article published in 2011. "If it is open but serving from a limited menu, it's yellow. When the location has been forced to close, the index is red."
"If you get there and the Waffle House is closed?" former FEMA administrator Craig Fugate said in a previous Wall Street Journal report. "That's really bad. That's where you go to work."
At least 728 people in the US have died from the new coronavirus as of Tuesday. Roughly 54,000 cases have been reported in all 50 states, Washington, DC, and US territories. Nonessential businesses have been ordered to close; however, several restaurants remained open for take-out and delivery orders.
People on Twitter sounded the alarm to the Waffle Houses that were closed in multiple states.
2020-03-25 at 2:02 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
all resteraunts have been close for take out only here in austin for about a week now or so. whos crazy mike and purple hair?
make you're own damn waffels you fuckass
2020-03-25 at 2:16 PM UTC
the corona virus was a hoax.
2020-03-25 at 2:19 PM UTC
Everyone will get plague from their delivery orders. Most takeaways are dirty foreign scum.
2020-03-25 at 2:32 PM UTC
you just take normal disease, flu, infections etc. that are going on constantly anyways, extract the statistics you want, and then blast it to the soulless organic portals we call normal people across their programming media, and it becomes their reality. almost everyone has completely outsourced their reality to the media.
i'm sure that china had some sort of plague, but that's because they're fucking chinese animals that live in seething hives and eat raw bats and worms.
2020-03-25 at 2:45 PM UTC
yeah, if i could, i would delete china, so that someone more deserving could have the chance to make my phone. fuck shenzen.
2020-03-25 at 2:48 PM UTC
I prefer the South Korean phones.
2020-03-25 at 3:58 PM UTC
The best phones ever were the old Nokias, and they mostly came from Hungary
No blue waffles for stl...
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2020-03-25 at 4:02 PM UTC
yeah no shit why would you sit down and eat in a dining establishment during a pandemic when you can just order takeout or uber eats
2020-03-25 at 4:03 PM UTC
the best phones from a while back were kyocera, which is japanese. now it's oneplus, which is oppo, which is china.
2020-03-25 at 4:05 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
No stories of fighting for Herpes
2020-03-25 at 4:05 PM UTC
This was the best phone.
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2020-03-25 at 4:07 PM UTC
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2020-03-25 at 4:13 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i still use my motorola razr
