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$2,o0o,0o0,o0o,0o0 covid-19 unemployment checks comin'!

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8149875/White-House-Senate-leaders-reach-deal-2-TRILLION-coronavirus-bill.html


    ^that's a picture of me holding my money while watching out for yucky germs.
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  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    I know it ain't done yet but its getting there.
    Now I just gotta stay alive long enough to see it.
  3. #3
    Fox African Astronaut
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  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    How about they stop spending exhorborient amounts of money of stupid shit like suits and instead help us out some.
    Its always take take take with the government.
    Even at tax time when I get my refund its more of like someone giving me something they stole back to me but after wasting a lot of it.
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    Im sorry guys but this is all taking quite the strain on me.
    I just have such a hard time believing what is going on anymore.
    I feel like im going to get slapped in the face by a doctor any second and asked "what did you take?"
    Everyone is this stupid??
    Always been this stupid?
    How the fuck did we even make it this far.

    It feels just like when Portal_Trap is trying to teach me stuff in minecraft.
    It makes very little sense to me and after a while I just wanna turn it off.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    Well guys in order to not accidentally take 458 immodium during my quarantine, I will be posting on newtotse.com

    I just would rather collect my thoughts in a place with like minded thoughts and not just a bunch of always retarded super random and sleezily edgy garbage that I find here.

    I mean does Candyrein really exist or is that just a really annoying bot?
    I wish these DHers would just leave.

    but since they wont I hope that maybe along with myself some of you will leave (the ones I like) and follow me to newtotse.com
    I hear they have some changes in the works.

    Lots of great new content too.

    I mean shouldn't we just cut our losses and just let the DHers have this place.

    We can go onto newtotse.com and everything will be back to normal again.
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  7. #7
    Fox African Astronaut
    It’s weird how lucid you are now that you’re not a crackhead anymore
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I remember all those times coming off multi-day bath salt binges and thinking "if i sit or lay down my heart will stop but if i survive i can get a nap and do it all again.

    I felt so fucked up all the time.
    Always thought i was about to die.
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy How about they stop spending exhorborient amounts of money of stupid shit like suits and instead help us out some.

    This is why you're retarded.

  10. #10
    I'd sooner buy a suit than help the lazy.
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yes you niggers should abandon this site,, you know uve been bested, hell our Queen has your king as her cuckhold boyfriend, we won ::
  12. #12
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by POLECAT hell our Queen has your king as her cuckhold boyfriend, we won ::

    What does this retard mean Jigg, can you explain?
  13. #13
    I was wondering myself. Megan Markle?

    Other news Prince Charles has the 19.
  14. #14
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian What does this retard mean Jigg, can you explain?

    He’s saying Lala is our queen, and that Lanny is your king.

    I don’t know who made Lala queen? Probably Poley.
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  15. #15
    She's just using him so she can get access to our private messages.
  16. #16
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i was gonna say wtf is 1200 bucks going to do, but i guess there's a fraction of the people displaced by the shutdown over this hoax, who could just almost barely make it through unscathed if they had just a little more money saved.
  17. #17
    mmQ victim of incest
    Probably wont get them until May, apparently.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by snab_snib i was gonna say wtf is 1200 bucks going to do, but i guess there's a fraction of the people displaced by the shutdown over this hoax, who could just almost barely make it through unscathed if they had just a little more money saved.

    this.

  19. #19
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably wont get them until May, apparently.

    if this is the case, it's not going to save anyone from getting really fucked from the shutdown. they would need those checks in the next week probably. but i guess everyone who isn't shooting dope behind a dumpster in an alley will go on a little celebratory shopping spree once everything is working again.
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    Originally posted by snab_snib i was gonna say wtf is 1200 bucks going to do, but i guess there's a fraction of the people displaced by the shutdown over this hoax, who could just almost barely make it through unscathed if they had just a little more money saved.

    4 months unemployment at FULL pay has also been promised, so the $1200 is mostly for random Amazon purchases.
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