Thanks to my superior genes, I have total immunity of this so called virus

1. 2020-03-20 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   For instance, a person sneezed in my face by accident while i was out and about a few days back. The dude apologized saying he was on his way to the hospital because he wasn’t feeling so good, and I was like, i’m so dead, na mean? So, I waited 5 days social distancing myself from the public to see if the symptoms would eventually show. Nothing.
   
   Nada.
   
   Thanks to my superior genes and flourishing-yet astonishing good looks, this virus is like an ant compared to other viruses. After all I have been eating my vitamins, saying my prayers and working out regularly. So, All I gotta say is this-
   WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE VIRUS FINALLY RUNS WILD ON YOUU BROTHER?!
   
   
   #black actors
2. 2020-03-20 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   That's cause your ancestors have had just about everything from Ebola to HIV thus altering your DNA sequence.
   
   Well done, you're a nigger.
3. 2020-03-20 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Super Levi
4. 2020-03-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   14 days
5. 2020-03-20 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl For instance, a person sneezed in my face by accident while i was out and about a few days back. The dude apologized saying he was on his way to the hospital because he wasn’t feeling so good, and I was like, i’m so dead, na mean? So, I waited 5 days social distancing myself from the public to see if the symptoms would eventually show. Nothing.
   
   Nada.
   
   Thanks to my superior genes and flourishing-yet astonishing good looks, this virus is like an ant compared to other viruses. After all I have been eating my vitamins, saying my prayers and working out regularly. So, All I gotta say is this-
   WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE VIRUS FINALLY RUNS WILD ON YOUU BROTHER?!
   
   
   #black actors

   
   Do you eat lots of veggies. I hate them, veggies are my personal Carona virus
6. 2020-03-20 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm a type A blood type and all the rest of my family is type O ffs
7. 2020-03-20 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm a type A blood type and all the rest of my family is type O ffs

   
   Your mommy must have fucked the milkman
8. 2020-03-20 at 3:17 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm a type A blood type and all the rest of my family is type O ffs

   
   Hi sorry that sucks. That's also rare
9. 2020-03-20 at 3:29 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Do you eat lots of veggies. I hate them, veggies are my personal Carona virus

   
   Yes Heather. I eat tons of veggies. I personally love my brussel sprouts, lima beans, and steamed broccoli. Spinach, carrots and cabbage too. I would sometimes sauté them together with onions, bell peppers and garlic to make a nice healthy dish. Except for the lima beans, of course.
10. 2020-03-20 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yes Heather. I eat tons of veggies. I personally love my brussel sprouts, lima beans, and steamed broccoli. Spinach, carrots and cabbage too. I would sometimes sauté them together with onions, bell peppers and garlic to make a nice healthy dish. Except for the lima beans, of course.

    
    Darryl!!!! Yo didn't even realize that was you. How you been sweetie ?
11. 2020-03-20 at 3:40 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Hey cutie, you know I couldn’t forget your sweet face. I’m doing fine, how about you? It has been a while stranger. lol miss ya 😘
12. 2020-03-20 at 3:43 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Hey cutie, you know I couldn’t forget your sweet face. I’m doing fine, how about you? It has been a while stranger. lol miss ya 😘

    
    Missed you too glad all is well...yes I have my every couple month two day post fest and then fall of the earth again lol