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§m£ÂgØL's Zoo: Japanese Spider Crab

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    FUCK NO, FUCK THAT.

    ~~Reasons to avoid Japan~~

    -Godzilla
    -Japanese spider crabs

    They boast the largest legs of any arthropod and can weigh up to 19kilos or 42lbs and are supposedly gentle which thank fuck. If this thing was as aggressive and venomous as something like a Brazilian wandering spider, we'd all be fucked. They're mainly scavengers though, eating stuff like dead animals, plants, algae, and opening the occasional mollusk. It's nice to not live at the bottom of the ocean sometimes, they live at depths of 490 and 980 feet or more so your chances of running into them on the beach are pretty damn slim. Not that those claws couldn't do some damage if they wanted to. Take a look at the biggest captive japanese spider crab here

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ider-crab.html

    One of those would have no problem breaking some bones. I bet a claw like that could spill out your guts fairly easily, even though it does seem they have claws geared towards crushing.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UYznvpsx6s..._crab_claw.jpg

    Again,

    Reasons to avoid Japan

    -Godzilla
    -Japanese spider crabs
    -Japanese spider crabs
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    Hewfil1 Houston
    Waiting for, "§m£ÂgØL's Zoo. Someone fucked the dolphin."
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It looks ticklish. Probably it's weakness. Tickle it's belly.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    One day I will put one of these in your bed as you sleep.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Someone get the garlic butter sauce out! Heu Heu Heu......
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    Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    MFW
  7. #7
    I saw those sons of bitches in the osaka aquarium, there was a tank with like 10 of them. Those things are fucking crazy. Man one day I'm going to get super baked and go to the aquarium
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    Hewfil1 Houston
    MFW


    LanLan is scurred.;-;
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    TORTILLA Houston
    Meanwhile in other zoo news...
    [h=1]Idiot Zoo Animal With Zero Predators Still Protective Of Young[/h]

    Dimwittedly refusing to let her offspring venture more than a few feet away from her, an idiot gazelle at the San Diego Zoo was reportedly still protective of her young Tuesday despite facing absolutely no predators. “The closest actual threat is thousands of miles away, but this dummy honestly thinks she has to guard her babies—what a stupid moron,” said zoo visitor Doug Lamberton, noting how the empty-headed dolt of a mother nudged her three fawns closer together, hovering over them in a remote corner of her enclosure even though the only nearby beasts of prey were under lock and key in entirely different parts of the zoo. “Hey, dumbass—you’re surrounded by a 10-foot fence and this huge moat. Oh, and newsflash: You’re nowhere near the African savanna. You think some cheetah’s gonna charge in out of nowhere and eat your young? Talk about shit for brains.” At press time, sources reported the monumental dipshit was displaying instinctive courtship behaviors even though the zoo no longer has any male gazelles.
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    Meanwhile in other zoo news…
    [h=1]Idiot Zoo Animal With Zero Predators Still Protective Of Young[/h]

    Dimwittedly refusing to let her offspring venture more than a few feet away from her, an idiot gazelle at the San Diego Zoo was reportedly still protective of her young Tuesday despite facing absolutely no predators. “The closest actual threat is thousands of miles away, but this dummy honestly thinks she has to guard her babies—what a stupid moron,” said zoo visitor Doug Lamberton, noting how the empty-headed dolt of a mother nudged her three fawns closer together, hovering over them in a remote corner of her enclosure even though the only nearby beasts of prey were under lock and key in entirely different parts of the zoo. “Hey, dumbass—you’re surrounded by a 10-foot fence and this huge moat. Oh, and newsflash: You’re nowhere near the African savanna. You think some cheetah’s gonna charge in out of nowhere and eat your young? Talk about shit for brains.” At press time, sources reported the monumental dipshit was displaying instinctive courtship behaviors even though the zoo no longer has any male gazelles.

    animals are so fuckin dumb man
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Waiting for, "§m£ÂgØL's Zoo. Someone fucked the dolphin."

    this
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    Hewfil1 Houston
    this


    Well, I mean, there was that one guy.
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    Bradley victim of incest
    i fucked this ugly ass asian whore and now i got these things crawling around my pubes
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    Rowan Yung Blood
    Good thing it is not one of these. Evidently they can open a coconut with their claws.
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    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Painfully uninteresting.
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    Hewfil1 Houston
    i fucked this ugly ass asian whore and now i got these things crawling around my pubes


    KRABSSSSS
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice One day I will put one of these in your bed as you sleep.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Someone get the garlic butter sauce out! Heu Heu Heu……
  18. #18
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i fucked this ugly ass asian whore and now i got these things crawling around my pubes
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