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Bucking FEEES

  1. #1
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Haven a hell of time with my horses,one horse lost its mind and the other one is getting rubbed by its bridle rein somewhere.
    Saddles are weird.I got bucked today for no reason at all,motherfucker just bucked me off and I fell on my head.
    Maybe I fell because I was drinking lots of rum last night.
    So the city that I live in has this bylaw that sets fees for every time a horse dumps off a rider.
    The city council they got these laws everywhere,in old boxes,in old dressers,in old coolers shit Ive never seen anything like it.
    The council chairman didn't wear anything other than a veil,no pants. nothing,the people didn't notice him at all.He just went in a active meeting pulled down his pants and showed it to me.
    35 bucks, hope my horses don't buck me off anymore.
    Fucking horses, man they are weird.

  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Wow who knew horses could bee so weird.
  3. #3
    mmQ victim of incest
    It's interesting that nobody but your horse really gives a buck.
  4. #4
    G4LM African Astronaut
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    necroposting meets actual necromancy
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