Thus Gaveth the Sphincter.

1. 2020-03-16 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   US equity markets are opening down extremely hard this morning after futures traded limit-down from shortly after last night's open.
   
   @GreekFire23 summed up the stock market today best so far:
   
   9:30am : Ding Ding Ding! Trading open!
   
   9:30:00001am: Halted
   
   The 10% surge in stocks to end Friday and provide hope into the weekend has been decimated…

   
   https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/ciruit-breaker-halts-us-stock-markets-open-15-mins
   
   enjoy the prolapse in slow-mo.
   
   the fed might be able to tickle it a bit to make it clench a bit but the prolapse is here.
2. 2020-03-16 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   
3. 2020-03-16 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian

   
   
4. 2020-03-16 at 6:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They already cut rates to zero. What are they gonna do next, negative interest?
5. 2020-03-16 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox They already cut rates to zero. What are they gonna do next, negative interest?

   
   already in the negative territory.
   
   now they are just going to do helicopter money and then if that fails they'll just shove money directly into failing bussinesses.
6. 2020-03-16 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox They already cut rates to zero. What are they gonna do next, negative interest?

   
   They asked that question on NPR this morning, though the dude said "not yet and we hope we wont have to"
7. 2020-03-16 at 9:46 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Negative interest is actually a thing? What the fuck is wrong with the world
8. 2020-04-21 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   all over the world, oil rig workers were seen going around with putting money in hard hats to be given to their employer in order to be allowed to continue working,
   
   meanwhile all across america gas station owners were seen handling out wads of cashes to anyone who would drive their vehicles into their gas station to be pump full of gasses while oil tankers were lining up to discharge their loads.
   
   oil prices are still in the negatives (-) while this report is being compiled.
9. 2020-04-21 at 5:27 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Kill urself
10. 2020-04-21 at 6 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Kill urself

    
    no u
11. 2020-04-21 at 6:05 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I hate you
12. 2020-04-21 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i'll fuck u till u love me
13. 2020-04-21 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i'll fuck u till u love me

    
    Shut up, Nonce.
    
    No one cares about your Corona comedy. Fuck off back to China.
14. 2020-04-22 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Shut up, Nonce.
    
    No one cares about your Corona comedy. Fuck off back to China.

    
    no
15. 2020-05-24 at 5:31 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
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