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Thus Gaveth the Sphincter.
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2020-03-16 at 4:31 PM UTC
US equity markets are opening down extremely hard this morning after futures traded limit-down from shortly after last night's open.
@GreekFire23 summed up the stock market today best so far:
9:30am : Ding Ding Ding! Trading open!
9:30:00001am: Halted
The 10% surge in stocks to end Friday and provide hope into the weekend has been decimated…
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/ciruit-breaker-halts-us-stock-markets-open-15-mins
enjoy the prolapse in slow-mo.
the fed might be able to tickle it a bit to make it clench a bit but the prolapse is here. -
2020-03-16 at 6:21 PM UTC
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2020-03-16 at 6:54 PM UTC
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2020-03-16 at 6:56 PM UTCThey already cut rates to zero. What are they gonna do next, negative interest?
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2020-03-16 at 7:03 PM UTC
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2020-03-16 at 8:47 PM UTC
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2020-03-16 at 9:46 PM UTCNegative interest is actually a thing? What the fuck is wrong with the world
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2020-04-21 at 5:08 AM UTCall over the world, oil rig workers were seen going around with putting money in hard hats to be given to their employer in order to be allowed to continue working,
meanwhile all across america gas station owners were seen handling out wads of cashes to anyone who would drive their vehicles into their gas station to be pump full of gasses while oil tankers were lining up to discharge their loads.
oil prices are still in the negatives (-) while this report is being compiled. -
2020-04-21 at 5:27 AM UTCKill urself
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2020-04-21 at 6 AM UTC
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2020-04-21 at 6:05 AM UTCI hate you
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2020-04-21 at 6:06 AM UTCi'll fuck u till u love me
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2020-04-21 at 10:07 PM UTC
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2020-04-22 at 2:09 AM UTC
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2020-05-24 at 5:31 AM UTC