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My neighbors smoke detector has been going off for 7 hours.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just keeps on beepin'.
    I wanna start a real fire just to put it out.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wouldn't be able to handle it after 15 minutes

    break in and smash it
  3. #3
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't be able to handle it after 15 minutes

    break in and smash it

    Assertive
  4. #4
    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Call the FD.
  5. #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't be able to handle it after 15 minutes

    break in and smash it

    that escalated quickly
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero depending on the type it is…as in if its one that is hard wired…you potentially can shut it off if you kill the power to his main circuit breaker outside. or…just pull his meter can

    here they legally have to be battery powered so they don't stop working if power goes out
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I Match with the girl from Darwin
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Cly I Match with the girl from Darwin

    is she aboriginal?
  9. #9
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    White
  10. #10
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I tried for the Abo
  11. #11
    HTS highlight reel
    neighbor died of corona
  12. #12
    Call the firemen and be like he died
  13. #13
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    False reporting.
  14. #14
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    has it gone off yet?
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy Houston [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S has it gone off yet?

    It had been going off but now its on or dead.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol 2018 i was smoking tek with my drug dealing neighbor and he took some ghb and goofy as fuck and started making a cheeze sanswhich a nd it started burning and the detector went off and he ripped it off the wall and smashed it on the ground yelling at it and a weird ambience came over me of parnoia and I started hearing voices in my head that the cops were coming to I went to his bread room and baricaded my self in there with his bed matress and frame up against the door and started seeing laser sight coming thru the windows and started hearing my parents voices to just kill him that he's fucking me over and I'm going to die anyways.

    seven in the morning came and I came out of his room and he was pissed.. I apologized and he shoved me out of his place. It sucked because I realized later on that while I was hopping around baracadding the room that my keys fell out of my back pocket and later the next evening he text me saying he found my keys and actually thought about pranking me by just unlocking the door and coming in, but he said he didn't want to take the chance that I'd wig out again lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    larrylegend8383 African Astronaut
    definitely not reading that bullshit
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 definitely not reading that bullshit

    no one asked you to.. why do you always have to announce that? like why not just not read it? you probably did anyways, chicken.
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