HEB is a grocery store for ya yanks in texas and mexico. I woke up finally at 8 this morning and figured Id go for a walk and go get some china ramen.. I show up at 7:58 or something like that and their like yeaah lil bromo were closing in 2 minutes and I was like why? and they were the people everything.. and I go in there and all the fucking or most of them wiped out.. and so.. I just jack in the crack and so my bromo that has a tattoo on his arm that says "too dumb to die" and weeeeel Doug, you get these tacos that delictable but I'm going to have to go to the office to napkins and hot sauce for you and a cup because people were coming here and steal all the ass wipes from the bathroom.. lmao, I called my parents while waiting for my tacos and they were like son its getting real your little bromo is having to work from home home (he's an accountant for an attorney) and he's like you need to work at home too.. and take care of yourself and I was like, dad.. how can I work at factor from home.. and he was like ohh.. okay.. gotcha..
but at least im glad that idiot conrao virus aka hiki isn't posting anymore.
