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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest (banned) [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Peps at work got those paper faces going on.

    I work with some dirty nasty people too.
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    Are they Asian?
  3. #3
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I'm wearing a mask right now. I'm on the bus, and there is no reason not to. I only seen one person wearing a mask today in Dublin, some black woman, tbh it seems like people should be wearing masks. All schools are canceled here, as well as all events over 100.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    idiots
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    Technologist motherfucker
    We’ve tested 2 people for it today! Ughhh!
  6. #6
    itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    The health professional's say healthy people shouldn't wear masks, the sick people should to keep from spreading it
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  7. #7
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    people like to say, 'there are 1000 confirmed cases... and 25 of them died!... and you know that's just the CONFIRMED cases!!! there are probably 10,000 cases really! 250 people will die!' but what they neglect is that the confirmed cases are going to be the worst, and deaths will be almost always properly attributed, where people that get a little sick and move on after a day comprise the unconfirmed cases.

    so there being way more unconfirmed cases than confirmed cases doesn't mean the deaths will go up. it means the real mortality rate is actually lower. because if you had perfect knowledge... # of cases would go up significantly in comparison to # of deaths.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by itybit The health professional's say healthy people shouldn't wear masks

    Why not? There is evidence that mask wearing can help.

    Anyway the mask I am wearing has a valve to allow you to exhale easier.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by snab_snib people like to say, 'there are 1000 confirmed cases… and 25 of them died!… and you know that's just the CONFIRMED cases!!! there are probably 10,000 cases really! 250 people will die!' but what they neglect is that the confirmed cases are going to be the worst, and deaths will be almost always properly attributed, where people that get a little sick and move on after a day comprise the unconfirmed cases.

    so there being way more unconfirmed cases than confirmed cases doesn't mean the deaths will go up. it means the real mortality rate is actually lower. because if you had perfect knowledge… # of cases would go up significantly in comparison to # of deaths.

    Its just a flu bro
  10. #10
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i wish it was more, but it is just a nothingburger.

    i also wish i hadn't drank half a bottle of vodka now, because taco bell just released a 'triplelupa'

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  11. #11
    itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Why not? There is evidence that mask wearing can help.

    Anyway the mask I am wearing has a valve to allow you to exhale easier.

    Most people don’t know how to use face masks correctly, and a rush to buy masks could prevent the people who need them most — health care providers — from getting them, said Dr. Amesh Adalja, a scholar at the Center for Health Security at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health.

    In fact the U.S. surgeon general recently urged the public to “STOP BUYING MASKS!” “They are NOT effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers can’t get them to care for sick patients, it puts them and our communities at risk!,” wrote Surgeon General Jerome Adams on Twitter TWTR, -9.10%

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cdc-says-americans-dont-have-to-wear-facemasks-because-of-coronavirus-2020-01-30
  12. #12
    This is all just media hype I don't believe any of this bullshit. The economy is fine and all the stores are stocked except for masks because of brainwashed CONSOOMERS.

    stay inside you don't want to get sick. Meanwhile the government has free rein to send out agents to put tracking devices all over the city while everyone is indoors because a few people got sick.

    If you're scared of a virus because of the tee vee you are just a brainwashed idiot. Has anyone here even known anyone or seen anyone get sick? Exactly. This is being hyped so much as a distraction.

    Look over there corona virus!
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  13. #13
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    tonight on CNN: the corona virus is ravaging the nation. everyone is advised to remain inside. meanwhile, taco bell has decided to release their one dollar Loaded Taco Grande Burrito.



    at a time like this, is taco bell being responsible, katy? such value is guaranteed to get people out of their homes and congregating at the local 'bell. should we be worried about the corona virus? or about the new value menu item? we'll hear from you after a message from our sponsors.

    We’d never inquire about your current relationship status. Directly. But, for the sake of argument, let’s assume you’re single. Well, whaddaya know. Not only is the new Loaded Taco Grande Burrito single, you can get it FOR a single. That’s right, one single dollar.
    It’s available now, and you’re theoretically available in this concocted scenario. That sounds like a love story in the making if we’ve ever heard one. Call us a matchmaker.

    So, where did this story begin? Your mileage may vary, but chances are it started with the tried-and-true original: Taco Bell tacos. Your first love. The one that got away, if you will. Then, years down the line, after having loved, and lost, focused on your career or finally writing that screenplay, you find each other once again. Fate? Pure coincidence? The universe works in mysterious ways.

    Except, now, the taco has glowed up. Become a burrito. A Loaded Taco Grande Burrito. But, as we all know, it’s still about what’s on the inside the counts. And this particular burrito has all the same taco qualities you fell in love with in the first place: seasoned beef, shredded cheese, red strips, to name just a few.

    Still, it’s been years. What do you say? What if things just aren’t the same? You never know unless you try. We recommend you make the first move. It physically cannot.

    Get your Loaded Taco Grande Burrito for a limited time at participating locations only.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by itybit Most people don’t know how to use face masks correctly, and a rush to buy masks could prevent the people who need them most — health care providers — from getting them, said Dr. Amesh Adalja, a scholar at the Center for Health Security at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health.

    In fact the U.S. surgeon general recently urged the public to “STOP BUYING MASKS!” “They are NOT effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers can’t get them to care for sick patients, it puts them and our communities at risk!,” wrote Surgeon General Jerome Adams on Twitter TWTR, -9.10%

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cdc-says-americans-dont-have-to-wear-facemasks-because-of-coronavirus-2020-01-30

    So masks don't work, and besides, Doctors need them more than us?
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    Originally posted by itybit Most people don’t know how to use face masks correctly, and a rush to buy masks could prevent the people who need them most — health care providers — from getting them, said Dr. Amesh Adalja,

    stopped reading right there.

    i bet if his toilet broke down he wouldnt know how to fix it because his forefather never invented it.

    his basest instinct would kick in and hed go shit by the street.
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    itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So masks don't work, and besides, Doctors need them more than us?

    You can't find face masks, hand sanitizer, alcohol, aloe, Clorox, etc. within a 50 mile radius around here anyway, so there is that
  18. #18
    Originally posted by itybit You can't find face masks, hand sanitizer, alcohol, aloe, Clorox, etc. within a 50 mile radius around here anyway, so there is that

    When advertising fails to work just release a virus!
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When advertising fails to work just release a virus!

    thats not how viral marketimg works.
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest (banned) [daylong jump-start that nome]
    People are vomiting at work.



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