TOM HANKS HAS THE CORONAVIRUS

1. 2020-03-12 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
   
   ANYONE BUT TOM GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN NO
2. 2020-03-12 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   I know one thing.. he better stay away from Leonardo Dicaprio.......
3. 2020-03-12 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
   
   ANYONE BUT TOM GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN NO

   
   He survived on a deserted island for 4 years, safely landed an airplane on the Hudson river and avoided being killed by African pirates. I'm sure he'll be just fine.
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4. 2020-03-12 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   He’s in Australia too.
5. 2020-03-12 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   good, i hope he and all his friends die.
   
   unfortunately they won't because corona is a nothingburger.
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6. 2020-03-12 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
7. 2020-03-12 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mmQ He survived on a deserted island for 4 years, safely landed an airplane on the Hudson river and avoided being killed by African pirates. I'm sure he'll be just fine.

   
   Sounds like a movie.
8. 2020-03-12 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   
9. 2020-03-12 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Got damm first he gets the aids now dis shit, hollywood is ruff
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10. 2020-03-12 at 12:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Charlie Sheen will be visiting him in hospital with the Crisco.
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11. 2020-03-12 at 2:45 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by CandyRein I know one thing.. he better stay away from Leonardo Dicaprio…….

    
    their not going to stay away from each other their butt hole buddies for lyfe
12. 2020-03-12 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I bet he didnt wash his hands.
13. 2020-03-12 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I bet he didnt wash his hands.

    
    He may have...just not long enough...they are saying you need to wash them for 20 seconds...perhaps he only did 19.
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14. 2020-03-12 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No he did a full twenty but didn’t count the “Mississippi’s”
15. 2020-03-12 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He probably over washed to be safe but made his skin too hot and soggy thus making it more porous and vulnerable to the virus that was already lingering about in his room.
16. 2020-03-12 at 4:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ He probably over washed to be safe but made his skin too hot and soggy thus making it more porous and vulnerable to the virus that was already lingering about in his room.

    
    
17. 2020-03-12 at 4:43 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
18. 2020-03-12 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'm prepared for the world and my filthy keyboard.
    
    
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19. 2020-03-12 at 4:50 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What a niiice hand. I just placed my hand in yours on the screen. 😍😍🤭
20. 2020-03-12 at 4:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee What a niiice hand. I just placed my hand in yours on the screen. 😍😍🤭

    
    Next time put your tit there.
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