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How do you clean under your foreskin

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I had an epidural today, and as I was playing with my numb dick in the loo I noticed how smelly my foreskin was. What's the best way to clean under it? Soap seems harsh, and I dunno if it works well. Is there any foreskin product you can use?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ummm didnr ur mommy teach you this when u were littler?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Maybe quit sticking it in non binary butts.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Stuff some Clorox wipes in there

    Self cleaning 👍🏻
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ummm didnr ur mommy teach you this when u were littler?

    no...
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    He has 2 daddy’s
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Maybe quit sticking it in non binary butts.

    I know y'all jealous.
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    itybit Tuskegee Airman [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    https://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Penis
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dip your entire dick and ballsack in a jar of vinegar, freeze pose for 30 seconds, let dry for 10 minutes.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    LOL YOU HAVE A FOURSKIN? smdh
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Water and soap, if you're too sensitive for normal soap and it dries you out just use water, or if you are really gross try using one of those vagina soaps your girlfriend washes her pussy with.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lmfao use vagina soap on your cockpussy
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  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I had an epidural today, and as I was playing with my numb dick in the loo I noticed how smelly my foreskin was. What's the best way to clean under it? Soap seems harsh, and I dunno if it works well. Is there any foreskin product you can use?

    How exactly have you been doing it for the last three decades of your life?
  14. #14
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ How exactly have you been doing it for the last three decades of your life?

    Couldn't you ask that question about anything and close this subforum?
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    i just masturbate or stroke my dick under the shower stream and let the water do their job.

    alternately you can get a dog. dogs enjoy cleaning and grooming their master, which theu see as a fried.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny alternately you can get a dog. dogs enjoy cleaning and grooming their master, which theu see as a fried.

    Tasty too?
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Tasty too?

    they say eatimg dog meat keeps you warm thru the winter.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Couldn't you ask that question about anything and close this subforum?

    No. The answer would obviously help troubleshoot the issues though.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If I had a foreskin,I’d cum in like 10 seconds instead of the manly 58 seconds I do now...
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just get (((circumcised))).
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